Biblical trash-talk

Originally posted by FMF
Gen 19:8

Look, you can rape my virgin daughter, but only if you'll just leave the men in my house alone!

Or, rephrasing it into trash talk -

Your daughters are so ugly, you'd give them up to a rape mob instead of a guy you just met.

Originally posted by SwissGambit
Or, rephrasing it into trash talk -

Your daughters are so ugly, you'd give them up to a rape mob instead of a guy you just met.

And, while we're on that chapter -

Yo' daddy so drunk, you could go bang him and he'd never know.

Gen 19:33

Originally posted by SwissGambit
Or, rephrasing it into trash talk -

Your daughters are so ugly, you'd give them up to a rape mob instead of a guy you just met.

Sorry, yes. My 'rephrasing' was altogether too close to being verbatim.

Jokes about God's will are foolishness when God is mocked.

King James Version
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Luke 16: 23, 24, 30, 31
And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom. . .

And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame. . .

And he said, Nay, father Abraham: but if one went unto them from the dead, they will repent.

And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead.

Originally posted by KingOnPoint
Jokes about God's will are foolishness when God is mocked.

King James Version
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Luke 16: 23, 24, 30, 31
And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom. . .

And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in wat ...[text shortened]... hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead.

And He doesn't care.
I just laughs when I say that He is RJHinds copycat.
He has humour.

Mock, mock, mock. He doesn’t care.

Originally posted by FabianFnas
And He doesn't care.
I just laughs when I say that He is RJHinds copycat.
He has humour.

Mock, mock, mock. He doesn’t care.

God cares, but He also has a sense of humor.

'Look, mello out dude, can't you take a joke?' "as the plant grows up to shade Jonah's head and sooth his ill humor" the end of the Book of Jonah.

Proverbs 21:19
"Ditch the bitch"

Originally posted by Pudgenik
God cares, but He also has a sense of humor.

'Look, mello out dude, can't you take a joke?' "as the plant grows up to shade Jonah's head and sooth his ill humor" the end of the Book of Jonah.

So if he has humour, then he would not mind if we mock him from time to time?

Originally posted by FabianFnas
And He doesn't care.
I just laughs when I say that He is RJHinds copycat.
He has humour.

Mock, mock, mock. He doesn’t care.

Fabian, you were always the biggest Father Mocker here. 😵

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Proverbs 21:19
"Ditch the bitch"

I love the women of Proverbs. They seduce you with the lips that drip of honey, and then drive you to the corner of the roof and/or the middle of the desert with their drama.

Exodus 6:13

"Get back in there, ya stutterin' prick, ya" (you have to imagine that God is played by Joe Pesci. Which, come to think of it, is an ideal casting choice.)

Like an apple tree among the trees of the forest, so is my beloved among the young men. In his shade I took great delight and sat down, and his fruit was sweet to my taste. (Song of Solomon 2:3)

Awake, O north wind, and come, wind of the south; make my garden breathe out fragrance, let its spices be wafted abroad. May my beloved come into his garden and eat its choice fruits! (Song of Solomon 4:16)

I am come into my garden, my sister, my spouse: I have gathered my myrrh with my spice; I have eaten my honeycomb with my honey; I have drunk my wine with my milk: eat, O friends; drink, yea, drink abundantly, O beloved. (Song of Solomon 5:1)

Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband. (Corinthians 7:33)

Matthew 1:25a
Joseph had no union with her until she gave birth to a son.

Originally posted by FabianFnas
So if he has humour, then he would not mind if we mock him from time to time?

As long as you don't mind loosing everything you own to the Egyptains. (i.e. look at the Jews who mocked God) just kidding FF

Originally posted by KingOnPoint
Jokes about God's will are foolishness when God is mocked.

King James Version
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Luke 16: 23, 24, 30, 31
And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom. . .

And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in wat ...[text shortened]... hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead.

I agree, KoP. This is nothing but mocking God.

This is why I said I wouldn't participate.