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    02 Mar '06 18:27
    How long did you plan to keep this a secret?!

    http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5023/5023_01.asp
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    02 Mar '06 18:321 edit
    Originally posted by darvlay
    How long did you plan to keep this a secret?!

    http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5023/5023_01.asp
    Dirty little secret-keepers.

    Favorite line:
    "Gasp!"
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    02 Mar '06 18:34
    Father Damien apparently didn't go to a very decent Seminary as he seems totally surprised at everything he hears.

    "How do I get to the real Jesus, Bob?"

    LMAO!
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    02 Mar '06 18:36
    Originally posted by darvlay
    Father Damien apparently didn't go to a very decent Seminary as he seems totally surprised at everything he hears.

    "How do I get to the real Jesus, Bob?"

    LMAO!
    He went to the seminarial equivalent of the institution which gave Kent Hovind his 'PhD', I'd say.
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    02 Mar '06 18:38
    Originally posted by royalchicken
    He went to the seminarial equivalent of the institution which gave Kent Hovind his 'PhD', I'd say.
    Seminarial? Ouch!
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    02 Mar '06 19:06
    Originally posted by darvlay
    How long did you plan to keep this a secret?!

    http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5023/5023_01.asp
    Damn! Now we'll just have to hunt down Jack Chick like we did this guy:

    http://www.chick.com/catalog/comics/0113.asp
  7. Hmmm . . .
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    02 Mar '06 19:07
    I’d think that was hilarious if I didn’t think it is downright scary! The “Christian” Taliban, anyone?! The question is, how many protestant groups out there buy this stuff? How many mullahs and imams—oops! ministers and pastors—preach this stuff? Are their numbers growing?

    A wiki article on Alexander Hislop: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Hislop.

    Apparently Rome is the “New Babylon” or at least the “Whore of Babylon.” Maybe this wonderful passage from Psalm 137 will be activated:

    8 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
    9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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    Here’s a good one about the rabbi who goes to hell: http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0014/0014_1.htm
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    02 Mar '06 19:39
    This tract actually raises a very good question which I didn't realize at first.

    Can one be saved via the sinner's prayer while stumbling drunk?
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    02 Mar '06 19:501 edit
    Originally posted by darvlay
    This tract actually raises a very good question which I didn't realize at first.

    Can one be saved via the sinner's prayer while stumbling drunk?
    RBHILL and I have had many in-depth discussions about the specifics of the sinner's prayer and salvation. I asked him if mute people could be saved, and he said only if they attempted to vocally grunt the words of the prayer. I suppose he would say that if you are drunk, as long as you say the words out loud, then you're in. If you slur them, that seems OK, since even grunting suffices for the mute.
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    02 Mar '06 19:55
    Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
    RBHILL and I have had many in-depth discussions about the specifics of the sinner's prayer and salvation. I asked him if mute people could be saved, and he said only if they attempted to vocally grunt the words of the prayer. I suppose he would say that if you are drunk, as long as you say the words out loud, then you're in. If you slur them, that seems OK, since even grunting suffices for the mute.
    You're kidding, right?
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    02 Mar '06 19:57
    Originally posted by darvlay
    You're kidding, right?
    Nope. It was a long, long time ago. At least a year and a half, when we were still allowed to talk about God in Debates. I'll see if I can find it through the search box.
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    02 Mar '06 19:59
    I don't understand why we can't have real search functionality like every other decent site on the Internets. I couldn't find it.
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    Why do people waste their time and minds on the ignorant garbage that site has on it ?
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    07 Mar '06 08:23
    Originally posted by frogstomp
    Why do people waste their time and minds on the ignorant garbage that site has on it ?
    Science and pornography are easily confused.
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    07 Mar '06 13:32
    Originally posted by darvlay
    How long did you plan to keep this a secret?!

    http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/5023/5023_01.asp
    The implication of the tract is that the Bible which was put together by Catholics is true but that Catholics are the creation of the Devil. The problem is that many Christians who believe the bible word for word have no idea where the bible comes from.
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