27 Mar '07 06:12>
Originally posted by DoctorScribblesThe Logical Lion is admirably tryin'
This essay attempts to equip the reader with a familiarity with axioms and their role in the critical thinking framework.
to correct all the flawed thoughts underlyin'
those who fail in complyin' the rules he's supplyin'.
He appeals to the 'Truth;' Me? I'm just sighin'.
I've seen him jive about universal discourse;
I've watched him provide evidence to reinforce
the claims that he makes with source after source,
and blather and bray until he makes himself hoarse.
Aks him his axioms, he'll lay yo' ass flat.
Like a gattling gun goin' rat-a-tat-tat,
He'll proposition yo' mind fasta than a 3-dolla' ho,
all the while waitin' on some quid pro quo.
He'll be deducting left, and abducting right,
typin' out answers in the dark of the night,
showin' you how yo' wrongs are a blight,
how you tryin' to assert that jet black is stark white.
But you won't be contrite; you'll try to incite
with comments so trite that you sit down and write.
You'll take great delight at the depth of his plight
as he tries to put out each fire you ignite.
That's because, in spite of his reason,
he can't step away from intellectual treason.
And since his currency's logic, there is no appeasin'
the financially impoverished with inductional wheezin'.
So...
You can't speak the language, he can't pay the fee.
No amount of effort can get you to agree.
Of the few things that I'm able to guarantee
you'll be better off away watchin' TV.
There's no mo' room fo' yo' mind to expand;
It's like an unanchored ship floatin' around unmanned.
So give up on tryin' to understand
soon befo' he gets himself banned.
P.S. I couldn't think of anything that rhymes reasonably with axiom...