Can man lay with two women, according to the Bi...

Originally posted by Tetsujin
If you want the religious view, you have to accept the religious definition of natural.

You can't just pick and choose what you want to believe when it takes the message out of context.

I am not picking and choosing anything. I am asking for opinions of those that have those beliefs. I simply stated mine...and never claimed them to be religious.

Does nobody speak English anymore?

Let's play a simple game:

To lay

transitive verb

To lie

intransitive verb.

Let's make two pairs, shall we? One takes a direct object, and the other does not.

{Assumes Rolf harris Aussie accent:} "Cin you giss which one is which yit?"

(Translation: "Can you guess which one is which yet?" )

Originally posted by sjeg
Does nobody speak English anymore?

Let's play a simple game:
[b]
To lay

transitive verb

To lie

intransitive verb.

Let's make two pairs, shall we? One takes a direct object, and the other does not.

{Assumes Rolf harris Aussie accent:} "Cin you giss which one is which yit?"

(Translation: "Can you guess which one is which yet?" )[/b]

Actually - in english, either is correct and appropriate - transitive or intransitive.

to lay with - Sexual intercourse. A partner in sexual intercourse.

to lie with - have sexual intercourse with

besides - english is based in old english, where I could have said

"dyd yu ley wyth teu wemon?" and it would be correct.

So please, remove the bug from your anus - This is an internet forum - I rarely EVER see people use correct modern grammar, spelling, syntax or any other "correctness" in the written text.

Edit - On a side note - We are talking about sleeping with two women and you are worried about correct word usage? Male or female... where the hell is your head?

Originally posted by KnightWulfe
I can tell ya I wasnt....but I am an Atheist, so I guess I dont count.

Wonder why I read that last line as "barring Faith Hill and other nerds"....


and i even done punsheated the danged thing😕

And I get told off for mocking 😛

🙂

Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
Somehow, I doubt your bed is going to save you... heh heh heh

i beg to differ
in my bed i have heard "oh god" and "oh god im coming"
seems pretty much conclusive that a bed brings heaven to me sir

Originally posted by dags
And I get told off for mocking 😛

🙂

an it mocks none
do what thou wilt LMAO

Originally posted by aspviper666
Originally posted by KnightWulfe
[b]I can tell ya I wasnt....but I am an Atheist, so I guess I dont count.

Wonder why I read that last line as "barring Faith Hill and other nerds"....


and i even done punsheated the danged thing😕[/b]

That yew dyd...

As we are talkin about two women, meybey I just haf a thyng fer Faith....

*boy have I got a "thing" for Faith....* 😀

Originally posted by KnightWulfe
I am not picking and choosing anything. I am asking for opinions of those that have those beliefs. I simply stated mine...and never claimed them to be religious.

Well then it's really not much of a discussion.

The bible just intends us to have straight sex.

Originally posted by aspviper666
i beg to differ
in my bed i have heard "oh god" and "oh god im coming"
seems pretty much conclusive that a bed brings heaven to me sir

That's called 'faking it' (just so ya know...).

Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
That's called 'faking it' (just so ya know...).

(just so you know)
my women dont have to fake it😛

Originally posted by Tetsujin
Well then it's really not much of a discussion.

The bible just intends us to have straight sex.

So far as you interpret it. There are no specifics in the bible other than that a man should not sleep with a man. If I remember correctly, it even says something about it being a waste of "seed."

I am seeking opinions of Christians - note the S on the end. You are not the only one, nor are you the authority on the Christian religion or the bible.

Originally posted by KnightWulfe
Actually - in english, either is correct and appropriate - transitive or intransitive.

to lay with - Sexual intercourse. A partner in sexual intercourse.

to lie with - have sexual intercourse with

besides - english is based in old english, where I could have said

"dyd yu ley wyth teu wemon?" and it would be correct.

So please, remove th ...[text shortened]... men and you are worried about correct word usage? Male or female... where the hell is your head?

Ectueeeelly, yew is rong tweece.

Feerst, ewer youse uv to lay eese un Emericaneesm, wheech, leek su meeny Eemericaneesms, ceme aboot thru a geeneral lack uv litereecy, boot wuz leeter eencoorpreeted unto ewer Emeericun deecshunary. Eye unquired aboot Eeenglush, noot Eemercun.

Seecund, ewesing ay verbe sooch as:

to lie with / to lay with

bee nout trainseeteeve, but eentrainseeteeve, ess ewe eez ewesing an eendeerect objecte.

Boot, uv coorse, un intelleegent persun sooche as ewerself wil av reelized dat, und dat woz clearlee a sleep ov de toungue.

I two fink prooper Eenglishe grimmer ees muche oover reeted unywee, eespeceely be intellmuhlectual eemeericans sooche esse eweurseelfe. Wud dat wee ull cud spik uz elocuntly uz ewer fyne peeple.

Originally posted by KnightWulfe
So far as you interpret it. There are no specifics in the bible other than that a man should not sleep with a man. If I remember correctly, it even says something about it being a waste of "seed."

I am seeking opinions of Christians - note the S on the end. You are not the only one, nor are you the authority on the Christian religion or the bible.

That's perfectly fine. But, the others here haven't much yet, and then when they do we'll have this dragged into a literal/"fundamentalist" versus modern/"liberal" interpretation struggle. If only becuase no one person has the authority to tell everyone else how to interpret the bible, hence the use of forums and open discussion about it.


So... yeah I guess I'm done here.

Originally posted by aspviper666
(just so you know)
my women dont have to fake it😛

Yeah, I'm sure you asked 'em, or worse yet, believed the answer they gave you...