17 May '06 13:30>
I need someone to put in a good word for me with JESUS and ask him if he can cure the screaming squirts I've had since Saturday afternoon when I ate two Smoked Turkey Legs, chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwiches, several funnel cakes, strawberries, corn on a stick, a Polish sausage, sushi, fried rice, steak, jumbo shrimp, fruit smoothy, saki, gatorade, and significant amounts of beer. I also went on several roller coasters and other theme park rides.
I've been praying to GOD, JESUS, and several other Gods, including ones I invented. Unfortunately, my ass is still a burning ring of fire and my office cleaning lady complained about the carnage I left in the restroom (I blamed this on several contractors I have working for me).
Maybe Blindfaith or Powerscrotum can put a good word in for me as I can't take much more of this eternal torment... I've blown the o-ring out in my aching bunghole. JESUS save my ravaged poopshoot!
I've been praying to GOD, JESUS, and several other Gods, including ones I invented. Unfortunately, my ass is still a burning ring of fire and my office cleaning lady complained about the carnage I left in the restroom (I blamed this on several contractors I have working for me).
Maybe Blindfaith or Powerscrotum can put a good word in for me as I can't take much more of this eternal torment... I've blown the o-ring out in my aching bunghole. JESUS save my ravaged poopshoot!