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CHINESE PROVERBS
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted..
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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08 Oct 05
Originally posted by checkbaiterSo, what's the Christian view on this? Do men who drive like hell go to hell? Can anyone give a bible reference about driving like hell? What's your personal opinion - should they go to hell?
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
It's also interesting that someone can "drive like hell". Does that imply that hell is actually driving? And if so, where is it going?
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Originally posted by NordlysIt was simple humor my friend..........😀
So, what's the Christian view on this? Do men who drive like hell go to hell? Can anyone give a bible reference about driving like hell? What's your personal opinion - should they go to hell?
It's also interesting that someone can "drive like hell". Does that imply that hell is actually driving? And if so, where is it going?
Prov 17:22
22 A merry heart does good, like medicine, but a broken spirit dries the bones.
(NKJ)
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08 Oct 05
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Originally posted by checkbaiterWhat is chinese about this, beyond the infantile racist stereotype?
CHINESE PROVERBS
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted..
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
*~*~*~ ...[text shortened]... n pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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But thats the sort of crap I expect from xenophobic fundies
08 Oct 05
Originally posted by aardvarkhomeDon't you get the play on chinese proverbs? It's certainly not making fun of the chinese, but simply uses the excellent chinese method of imparting wisdom, which you somehow missed. Do you need a breakdown of the puns, truths, and non-truths beautifully interwoven in this great humor? Or is your sense of humor limited to fundies, French, and christians?
What is chinese about this, beyond the infantile racist stereotype?
But thats the sort of crap I expect from xenophobic fundies
08 Oct 05
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Originally posted by RatXYeah, right. That'll be you as well then. Which stereotype will be next then?
Don't you get the play on chinese proverbs? It's certainly not making fun of the chinese, but simply uses the excellent chinese method of imparting wisdom, which you somehow missed. Do you need a breakdown of the puns, truths, and non-truths beautifully interwoven in this great humor? Or is your sense of humor limited to fundies, French, and christians?
08 Oct 05
Originally posted by RatXOk then, spiritualise on this:
Yes... most disappointing. :'(
A report in this week's New Scientist states that fundamentalists (of all religions) generally have more stable marriages than the rest of society, lower rates of depression but a higher incidence of racist views.
Do the benefit of family stability and mental health justify the racism?
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Originally posted by RatXThanks Rat, after looking again, I don't see anything derogatory about Chinese. In fact it would be to their credit because the proverbs are true and witty. That is why they are humorous. Maybe it is Arvrk and others with perverted minds who see what we don't.
Don't you get the play on chinese proverbs? It's certainly not making fun of the chinese, but simply uses the excellent chinese method of imparting wisdom, which you somehow missed. Do you need a breakdown of the puns, truths, and non-truths beautifully interwoven in this great humor? Or is your sense of humor limited to fundies, French, and christians?
Nevertheless, some of the people on this site are like a pack of wolves waiting on prey to pounce on.
It would be the evil in their own corrupted hearts and minds that try to turn humor into something else.
And Kirk, you surprised me. You, I thought were wiser than to follow the pack like that.
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08 Oct 05
Originally posted by aardvarkhomeOk, let's get spiritual...
Ok then, spiritualise on this:
A report in this week's New Scientist states that fundamentalists (of all religions) generally have more stable marriages than the rest of society, lower rates of depression but a higher incidence of racist views.
Do the benefit of family stability and mental health justify the racism?
Christianity condemns racism (love one another, love your neighbour as yourself, what you do to the least in your eyes you have done to Me, etc and so forth).
However, evolution teaches that some creatures are less evolved than others and led to the misconception that some races are better than others. Hitler used this in his removal of the Jews (whom he thought to be "almost ape"😉 and many Aboriginies were killed and their skulls sent for "Scientific research" as well as the infamous and heartbreaking story of the Pigmy who was taken from his wife and kids and put in a zoo as a missing link. We now know that the very term "race" is redundant as the genetic difference between the races is as insignificant as two people of the same race.
If a Christian is a racist, he needs to reconsider his religion and world-view because he's living in sin.
I have plenty family stability and (although David C, Mouldy Crow, Frogstomp and others may disagree) I am mentally healthy despite not being a racist. And I'm not quite a fundee either...