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I saw one the other day that said, "Hell is locked from the inside."

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Originally posted by RBHILL
I saw one the other day that said, "Hell is locked from the inside."
All the people in there want to keep the holier than thou stuck ups from getting in and joining in the fun....

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Originally posted by RBHILL
I saw one the other day that said, "Hell is locked from the inside."
The guy who posted that sign must have gone in to check out that security system it seems..... 🙂

Also I wonder who has the key to that lock? Hummm....

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Originally posted by RBHILL
I saw one the other day that said, "Hell is locked from the inside."
im trying to understand what they were gettig at?? heaven yes, but hell its open house they let anyone in

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Originally posted by googlefudge
All the people in there want to keep the holier than thou stuck ups from getting in and joining in the fun....
i don't think getting butt raped by demons is fun.

But in the second death they that are there will be in the lake of fire burning forever.

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Originally posted by RBHILL
I saw one the other day that said, "Hell is locked from the inside."
I saw a church sign that I thought was funny. It read:

"What is missing in Ch ch?"

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Originally posted by RBHILL
i don't think getting butt raped by demons is fun.

But in the second death they that are there will be in the lake of fire burning forever.
Such fantasies about hell are a kind of eschatological pornography.


Originally posted by RBHILL
i don't think getting butt raped by demons is fun.

But in the second death they that are there will be in the lake of fire burning forever.
Hell doesn't exist, neither does heaven, or god.

Even if none of that was true, you have absolutely no way of knowing anything about what
happens in either heaven or hell or what god thinks or the criteria upon which you get sent
to one or the other.

Couple this with the fact that my post was evidently intended to be humorous in keeping
with the spirit of the OP, talking about being anally raped by demons was crass unnecessary
and revealing only of your own twisted and sick mind.


Your post is both sick, idiotic, and inappropriate.

It's also wrong, as are you, and your idiotic, abusive, sick and twisted religion.

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Originally posted by LemonJello
I saw a church sign that I thought was funny. It read:

"What is missing in Ch ch?"
That's a good one, LOL.

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Originally posted by googlefudge
Hell doesn't exist, neither does heaven, or god.

Even if none of that was true, you have absolutely no way of knowing anything about what
happens in either heaven or hell or what god thinks or the criteria upon which you get sent
to one or the other.

Couple this with the fact that my post was evidently intended to be humorous in keeping
with ...[text shortened]... opriate.

It's also wrong, as are you, and your idiotic, abusive, sick and twisted religion.
The Bible does say some stuff about both places.
But go ahead and take that risk for all eternity.

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In the summer:"Come in we're prayer conditioned"

Another: " Come in for a faith lift"

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Originally posted by RBHILL
The Bible does say some stuff about both places.
But go ahead and take that risk for all eternity.
Ha, pascals wager wont work.

First, any god worthy of the name can tell if you really believe or are faking it just in case.

Second, it's only an either or if there is only one religion to chose from, given the huge plethora of god's and religions available
(even if you only include those currently extant) many if not all of which are mutually exclusive, then you have to have some
criteria to select which one is right.
Given the total lack of evidence there is no way of determining which is right.

Third, Given points 1 and 2, it is evident that believing simply on the off chance that if you don't you will go to hell wouldn't
work even if you did pick the right god/religion (assuming there is one) and that the chances of you doing so given the lack
of any evidence is vanishingly small.

The bible isn't evidence of anything for much talked about reasons.

So until you present evidence that suggests that not only their is a god but that it's the one you believe in,
I will stick with rational non-belief.

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:join for free lasts a life time and beyond:

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Originally posted by googlefudge
Ha, pascals wager wont work.

First, any god worthy of the name can tell if you really believe or are faking it just in case.

Second, it's only an either or if there is only one religion to chose from, given the huge plethora of god's and religions available
(even if you only include those currently extant) many if not all of which are mutually ex ...[text shortened]... ir is a god but that it's the one you believe in,
I will stick with rational non-belief.
I am glad to see that you are prideful.

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Originally posted by RBHILL
I am glad to see that you are prideful.
Nothing in the post you responded to is prideful.

Not saying that pride in moderation and where justified is bad, just saying I don't demonstrate it in the relevant post.

Randomly making up things to accuse me of will get you nowhere.