Conumdrums

Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers

I once considered becoming a monk when I was young but I was cloisterphobic.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Yes sadly.

Originally posted by Scriabin
Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Originally posted by karoly aczel
🙂lol.
now if i could just get daniel to give me a bit of humour...I'd be cacking up all the time!

Originally posted by daniel58
Yes sadly.

Do you know the difference between Obama and God? God does not think he is Obama.

Do you know how Obama and God are the same? Neither has a birth certificate.

Originally posted by whodey
Do you know the difference between Obama and God? God does not think he is Obama.

Do you know how Obama and God are the same? Neither has a birth certificate.

Originally posted by SwissGambit
I have to admit that we atheists lose a lot of entertainment value by not having prophets around. In the Bible, I think there was one who was ordered to run around naked for years to emphasize the point that Israel would be punished and stripped down to nothing.

Originally posted by TerrierJack
Do you know the difference between a Republican and a Klansman? (Neither do I.)

Originally posted by whodey
Do you know the difference between "W" and Obama? "W" claims to be a Republican and Obama does not.

Both parties spend all their time proving the other is the source of our ills and all they end up doing is proving the other right. 😛

Some people say God ordered him to preach to people nude (as you said) for 3 years, others say 3 days ans that's what I agree with.

Originally posted by daniel58
Some people say God ordered him to preach to people nude (as you said) for 3 years, others say 3 days ans that's what I agree with.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
How about Diogenes? Alternatively, Percy Bysshe Shelley.