02 Jun 06
Originally posted by PhlabibitCareful, somebody is likely to lob the holy hand grenade of Antioch at you.
When I die I'm going to crash Heaven. I'll spike the punch, slit the seats, and leave the toilet seat up. What are YOU going to do about it?
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"Three is the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shall thou not count, neither count thou two unless thou then proceed to three...five is right out."
TheSkipper
02 Jun 06
Originally posted by PhlabibitPlug the toilet seat up would have been funnier. I could just imagine Jesus in the bathroom with the plunger, cursing up a storm, with water overflowing all over the floor, trying to get it to flush. Now that's an amusing mental image.
When I die I'm going to crash Heaven. I'll spike the punch, slit the seats, and leave the toilet seat up. What are YOU going to do about it?
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02 Jun 06
Originally posted by rwingettNote to self, plug the toilet!
Plug the toilet seat up would have been funnier. I could just imagine Jesus in the bathroom with the plunger, cursing up a storm, with water overflowing all over the floor, trying to get it to flush. Now that's an amusing mental image.
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02 Jun 06
Originally posted by rwingettJesus never used a toilet.
Plug the toilet seat up would have been funnier. I could just imagine Jesus in the bathroom with the plunger, cursing up a storm, with water overflowing all over the floor, trying to get it to flush. Now that's an amusing mental image.
05 Jun 06
Originally posted by PhlabibitIf you are saved and then you will go to heaven. You will be in such awe at Christ presence that you will fall down and worship him.
When I die I'm going to crash Heaven. I'll spike the punch, slit the seats, and leave the toilet seat up. What are YOU going to do about it?
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05 Jun 06
Originally posted by RBHILLCan't I just shake his hand and thank him instead? Why must I automatically fall and worship. I think Christ would like my style more.
If you are saved and then you will go to heaven. You will be in such awe at Christ presence that you will fall down and worship him.
