1. Standard memberPhlabibit
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    02 Jun '06 16:47
    When I die I'm going to crash Heaven. I'll spike the punch, slit the seats, and leave the toilet seat up. What are YOU going to do about it?

    😠

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    02 Jun '06 16:53
    Originally posted by Phlabibit
    When I die I'm going to crash Heaven. I'll spike the punch, slit the seats, and leave the toilet seat up. What are YOU going to do about it?

    😠

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    Careful, somebody is likely to lob the holy hand grenade of Antioch at you.

    "Three is the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shall thou not count, neither count thou two unless thou then proceed to three...five is right out."

    TheSkipper
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    02 Jun '06 16:57
    Originally posted by Phlabibit
    When I die I'm going to crash Heaven. I'll spike the punch, slit the seats, and leave the toilet seat up. What are YOU going to do about it?

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    Call men in white coats.
  4. Standard memberPhlabibit
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    02 Jun '06 17:04
    Originally posted by lucifershammer
    Call men in white coats.
    The Popes?

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  5. London
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    02 Jun '06 17:15
    Originally posted by Phlabibit
    The Popes?

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    Those are white cassocks.
  6. Donationrwingett
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    02 Jun '06 17:51
    Originally posted by Phlabibit
    When I die I'm going to crash Heaven. I'll spike the punch, slit the seats, and leave the toilet seat up. What are YOU going to do about it?

    😠

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    Plug the toilet seat up would have been funnier. I could just imagine Jesus in the bathroom with the plunger, cursing up a storm, with water overflowing all over the floor, trying to get it to flush. Now that's an amusing mental image.
  7. Standard memberPhlabibit
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    02 Jun '06 18:22
    Originally posted by rwingett
    Plug the toilet seat up would have been funnier. I could just imagine Jesus in the bathroom with the plunger, cursing up a storm, with water overflowing all over the floor, trying to get it to flush. Now that's an amusing mental image.
    Note to self, plug the toilet!

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  8. SubscriberAThousandYoung
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    02 Jun '06 20:53
    He'll have moderator powers too. Watch out!
  9. Standard memberfrogstomp
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    02 Jun '06 21:06
    Originally posted by rwingett
    Plug the toilet seat up would have been funnier. I could just imagine Jesus in the bathroom with the plunger, cursing up a storm, with water overflowing all over the floor, trying to get it to flush. Now that's an amusing mental image.
    Jesus never used a toilet.
  10. SubscriberAThousandYoung
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    02 Jun '06 21:10
    Originally posted by frogstomp
    Jesus never used a toilet.
    Is that what the Host is?
  11. Donationrwingett
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    04 Jun '06 12:47
    Originally posted by frogstomp
    Jesus never used a toilet.
    What does he use? A litter box?
  12. SubscriberAThousandYoung
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    04 Jun '06 23:43
    Originally posted by rwingett
    What does he use? A litter box?
    I guess they didn't have toilets back then.
  13. Standard memberRBHILL
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    05 Jun '06 17:08
    Originally posted by Phlabibit
    When I die I'm going to crash Heaven. I'll spike the punch, slit the seats, and leave the toilet seat up. What are YOU going to do about it?

    😠

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    If you are saved and then you will go to heaven. You will be in such awe at Christ presence that you will fall down and worship him.
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    05 Jun '06 17:17
    Originally posted by RBHILL
    If you are saved and then you will go to heaven. You will be in such awe at Christ presence that you will fall down and worship him.
    Can't I just shake his hand and thank him instead? Why must I automatically fall and worship. I think Christ would like my style more.
  15. Donationbbarr
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    05 Jun '06 17:36
    Originally posted by RBHILL
    If you are saved and then you will go to heaven. You will be in such awe at Christ presence that you will fall down and worship him.
    Jesus is way cool.
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