crown of thoughts

What would be if you smashed Jesus's crown of thorns on the cross? I mean really give it a good WHUMP and watch it fly open?

Originally posted by @christopher-albon
What would be if you smashed Jesus's crown of thorns on the cross? I mean really give it a good WHUMP and watch it fly open?

Is your intent with this thread merely to cause offence?

Originally posted by @christopher-albon
What would be if you smashed Jesus's crown of thorns on the cross? I mean really give it a good WHUMP and watch it fly open?

Karma would get you in the after life. Unless you are called by Him to repent of course.

Originally posted by @christopher-albon
What would be if you smashed Jesus's crown of thorns on the cross? I mean really give it a good WHUMP and watch it fly open?

How is seitse these days?

Originally posted by @divegeester
How is seitse these days?

Actually how is seitse these days? gets a ™

"How is Seitse these days?™"

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Is your intent with this thread merely to cause offence?

Isn't that the Christian thing for do then? No offence meant.

Originally posted by @rbhill
Karma would get you in the after life. Unless you are called by Him to repent of course.

Repent? I thought it'd be doing him a favour. Still, should hurt a little less if he decides to nut me for it.

Thumbs up.
I laughed at Jesus' expense. So sue me.

Originally posted by @karoly-aczel
Thumbs up.
I laughed at Jesus' expense. So sue me.

I guess Hindus are rotten people?

Originally posted by @chaney3
I guess Hindus are rotten people?

All people like to laugh.
You dont think I would find jokes about other religious figures just as funny? Of course I would.
Whats wrong with you guys. ..
Or is it .... too soon?

(thats my attempt at humour)

Originally posted by @karoly-aczel
All people like to laugh.
You dont think I would find jokes about other religious figures just as funny? Of course I would.
Whats wrong with you guys. ..
Or is it .... too soon?

(thats my attempt at humour)

Well then I think that Vishnu and Lord Shiva are dorks.

Originally posted by @chaney3
Well then I think that Vishnu and Lord Shiva are dorks.

C'mon you can do better than that.

Do you think that elephant-headed guy does well with the ladies ?

What about Shiva with those extra arms?

This is ripe pickins rite here

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Is your intent with this thread merely to cause offence?

Do you think thats his intent?

Originally posted by @karoly-aczel
C'mon you can do better than that.

Do you think that elephant-headed guy does well with the ladies ?

What about Shiva with those extra arms?

This is ripe pickins rite here

Explain exactly how you are a Hindu, as you seem so connected to the Hindu gods, and hold such esteem for them.

Originally posted by @chaney3
Explain exactly how you are a Hindu, as you seem so connected to the Hindu gods, and hold such esteem for them.

Sure. (short version)
I first became interested in spirituality via Zen when I was 20. By 30 I could see the truth in a lot of religions, some that crossed religions as well.
I never wanted to be formally asocciated with any religion, but as my adventure went on I found a guru (I was not looking for one). But this guy literally changes my life. That was 13 years ago. We spent about 2 months squatting together when I was with him. (Dont know where he is now)
He gave me my Hindu name.
When I joined this forum 7 or so years ago I didn't identify with any religion per se.
But, I thought I should tell the forum, that for a few reasons I now wish to be identified as a Hindu.
What attracts me to it is that there is no one type of Hindu.
Of course it has it's negative aspects but any religion that can at first tolerate another religion(Buddhism) and then even condone it must be the one for me.
I couldn't go past the all-inclusiveness of the type of Hinduism I like.

I had also spent spent many weeks on a KRSNA farm, and found that their lifestyle was superior to that of the rest of society around me (well, most of the rest of society)

There's something for you to get started . Feel free to ask me anything else

edit: I dont think I seem connected to Hindu gods at all. Surely not as much as Christians are connected to Jesus or other bible characters. Please show me once where I revere a Hindu god? And please start answering some of my genuine questions? Just some??