Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
Trusting humans to write his books for him.

He tried writing it in stone and giving it to Moses who promptly smashed them. He gave him another set and he hid them in the Ark and no-one was allowed to look at them.

On his second attempt, he got the Angel Gabriel to dictate his instructions to Mohammed, but not everyone took him seriously.

So the third time, he wrote it on gold plates and gave them to Joseph Smith. But again he wouldn't let anyone actually read them, and they later 'disappeared'.

Then finally he put it on the internet, but nobody takes him seriously.

http://messagefromgod.com/