Do you think Jesus ever masterbated?

I mean how can you take a guy seriously if he didn't at least wack it once?

Originally posted by abnoxio
I mean how can you take a guy seriously if he didn't at least wack it once?

Probably not. Onanism was a sin. More likely he had a wife (Mary Magdalene?) and maybe a mistress (Mary Magdalene?)

OR

He was an Essene and took a vow of chastity.

Either way it is unlikely that he masturbated.

C'mon not even once?

Originally posted by abnoxio
C'mon not even once?

I can't say for sure...just that it was unlikely that he did it often or at all.

Originally posted by abnoxio
I mean how can you take a guy seriously if he didn't at least wack it once?

Jesus was perfect!!! Enough said! he doesn't sin!

Originally posted by LivingForJesus
Jesus was perfect!!! Enough said! he doesn't sin!

Show me in the bible where it says it's a sin.

Originally posted by SwissGambit
Show me in the bible where it says it's a sin.

Onan spilled his seed upon the ground and God struck him dead.


(BTW, I'm not saying it is a sin just that a jew of the 1st century would have believed it a sin.)

So I guess Jesus watching videos of plump chicks solo would be right out as well.

Originally posted by abnoxio
So I guess Jesus watching videos of plump chicks solo would be right out as well.

videos wouldn't have existed. However, the ancients had pornography of sorts. The romans & greeks had all sorts of this type of art. The Jews would have considered it a sin to decorate with images of humans.

I knew it!

Originally posted by Red Night
Onan spilled his seed upon the ground and God struck him dead.


(BTW, I'm not saying it is a sin just that a jew of the 1st century would have believed it a sin.)

Onan was having sex with a woman and pulled out before he climaxed. He was not masturbating.

9 But Onan knew that the heir would not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in to his brother’s wife, that he emitted on the ground, lest he should give an heir to his brother.
(NKJV)

Originally posted by SwissGambit
Onan was having sex with a woman and pulled out before he climaxed. He was not masturbating.

9 But Onan knew that the heir would not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in to his brother’s wife, that he emitted on the ground, lest he should give an heir to his brother.
(NKJV)

god struck him dead for that? maybe any unproductive spilling of seed, inc. coitus interuptus, contraception, non-vaginal sex, and masturbation, was considered a sin

Originally posted by abnoxio
C'mon not even once?

he did it exactly once - it's called 'the coming of the lord'. we're still waiting for the 'second coming of the lord'.

Originally posted by Iron Monkey
god struck him dead for that? maybe any unproductive spilling of seed, inc. coitus interuptus, contraception, non-vaginal sex, and masturbation, was considered a sin

If there's one thing the LORD hates, it's a man who doesn't finish the job.

Originally posted by SwissGambit
Show me in the bible where it says it's a sin.

it doesnt say its a sin in the bible... but it does make you blind so you're better off not doing it and paying someone to do it for you