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Extra, Extra, Read all About it. Rapture Rules Have Changed

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Due to intense negotiations between God and Witness Lee, the rules laid down by Jesus Christ have been rescinded. When the Rapture occurs apparently God is sending down Witness Lee to collect the followers of the Local Church Organization. All others will be left behind.

Jesus Christ it seems has been placed on 6 galaxy months leave because Witness Lee said that all his followers could not keep his commandments as they were too burdensome. A profession of faith with the mouth, saying I love you Lee, 7 times a day is now all that is required.

There are no commandments to follow, no more sick people to visit, no more poor people to help, no more hungry mouths to feed. Just eat drink and be merry and remember to say that you love God [and Lee of course] every day.

For more information contact archangel sonship.

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I do remember sonship wittering on about how, when the "end times" come, ordinary Christians [i.e. those who are not members of sonship's "local churchs" cult/sect/denomination] should run out and buy Witness Lee's books and read them if they want to not be destroyed.

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@fmf said
I do remember sonship wittering on about how, when the "end times" come, ordinary Christians [i.e. those who are not members of sonship's "local churchs" cult/sect/denomination] should run out and buy Witness Lee's books and read them if they want to not be destroyed.
I remember that. Lee started a dangerous cult in which sonship got caught up. Also note that
- Lee wrote his own bible
- Lee condemned all other Christian sects
- Lee introduced new mouth worshipping laws which are not in the bible eg Say " O Lord three times and you are saved "

https://thelordsrecovery.org/2020/06/24/o-lord-three-times-the-false-gospel-of-witness-lee/

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@Rajk999

False alarms.

Renown Greek language New Testament scholar F.F. Bruce recommends the Recovery Version New Testament.

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I have read with interest the copies of translations of New Testament epistles in the Recovery Version. This is a version which I had not previously met. The version seems to me to be an accurate and fairly literal rendering of the Greek. The user of this version will get a precise impression of what the sacred text says.

With all good wishes:
Yours Sincerely,
F.F. Bruce


https://www.recoveryversion.bible/

More comments:

https://www.recoveryversion.bible/comments.html

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@rajk999 said
Due to intense negotiations between God and Witness Lee, the rules laid down by Jesus Christ have been rescinded. When the Rapture occurs apparently God is sending down Witness Lee to collect the followers of the Local Church Organization. All others will be left behind.

Jesus Christ it seems has been placed on 6 galaxy months leave because Witness Lee said that all his fo ...[text shortened]... that you love God [and Lee of course] every day.

For more information contact archangel sonship.
Aside from all your sarcasm and nonsense, I would point out that even Jesus admitted he didn't know when all of this would happen, only the father in heaven. With this in mind, I would invite all here to stop trying to guess dates when this event will occur.

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@mchill said
I would point out that even Jesus admitted he didn't know when all of this would happen, only the father in heaven.
So you believe that Jesus WASN'T God incarnate?

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@mchill said
Aside from all your sarcasm and nonsense, I would point out that even Jesus admitted he didn't know when all of this would happen, only the father in heaven. With this in mind, I would invite all here to stop trying to guess dates when this event will occur.
Thanks for making the point which I already made in sonships thread. He does not listen to me either when I said that. I have been arguing with sonship for around 15 years, so unless you want to read all the posts for the last 15 years dont come here now and tell me I post nonsense. My nonsense can only be understood by people who have been around here for several years.

Jesus does not know. Only God knows. We all know that. Now the point is to still be prepared and Jesus explained what watching, being ready and prepared meant.

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@mchill . Wake up. It's already happening-Jesus

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@FMF Jesus is a spirit that comes to the right person for that time.

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@karoly-aczel said
@FMF Jesus is a spirit that comes to the right person for that time.
Hey Karoly ... have not heard from you in a while. Hope all is well.

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Hi. Yeah I be been exploring different things in life. Read the Bible.. got my criticisms of it yet have to admit it's filled with gems too.
Hope you and yours are well like mine

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@mchill . Wake up. It's already happening-Jesus


I like this comment. Basically, I agree with its implication though it seems to have been intended as a light-hearted humor.

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@sonship
I'm dead serious this time

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@fmf said
So you believe that Jesus WASN'T God incarnate?
I never did

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With this in mind, I would invite all here to stop trying to guess dates when this event will occur.


Sounds like "At an hour you think not the Son of man comes."

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