Faith Healing

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
That sounds really funny.

I looked him up on youtube but there's no way to sift through that mass of crap for the funny bits.

Look for Benny Hinn, Bodies Hit The Floor set to drowning pools music. There are several versions and some of them are classic.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I've had the squirts really bad for a few days now, do you think Benny Hinn can faith heal my sphincter?

Some things to note about Hinn:
- He's Canadian and therefore can't be trusted.
- He lives in an ocean-front mansion valued at an estimated $8.5 million in an exclusive gated community in Dana Point, California, travels by private aircraft, a ...[text shortened]... her in the face with the spirit of Jesus. Hilarious, but, tragic and sad at the same time.

What self-respecting white guy would ever dress like him?

Originally posted by kirksey957
What self-respecting white guy would ever dress like him?

Disrespecting a fellow pimp? That's just not called for.

Originally posted by kirksey957
What self-respecting white guy would ever dress like him?

Double post.

Pimp out!

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Disrespecting a fellow pimp? That's just not called for.

He aint' a real pimp. He ain't even black.

Originally posted by kirksey957
He aint' a real pimp. He ain't even black.

He's defintely got one in the wood pile.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Look for Benny Hinn, Bodies Hit The Floor set to drowning pools music. There are several versions and some of them are classic.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI

This one reminds me of the old WWF days. I'd love to see him heal somebody right out of their folding chair and then start tearing through the aisles, healing people left and right and right with it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=c9U_lWmAsYM

Originally posted by kirksey957
He aint' a real pimp. He ain't even black.

Jealous?

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
This one reminds me of the old WWF days. I'd love to see him heal somebody right out of their folding chair and then start tearing through the aisles, healing people left and right and right with it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=c9U_lWmAsYM

Wonderful stuff!
One question: Are these people paid actors?

Originally posted by buffalobill
Wonderful stuff!
One question: Are these people paid actors?

Benny Hinn is paid. We know that much,

Originally posted by buffalobill
Wonderful stuff!
One question: Are these people paid actors?

Apparently not. Undercover investigations have clearly revealed that Hinn's staff keeps all the truly sick well away from the Hinnster.

The really sad thing is that most of these people truly need medical care and by giving them false hope, Hinn has adversely affected their health. Personally, I feel that he should be facing charges of negligence and if his 'victims' die then we have manslaughter charges.

What bothers me the most about people like him is that other Christians rarely speak up about such things or criticize them very much. Almost any evangelical Christian church would welcome him with open arms if he offered to visit them.
Christians find it very hard to criticize each other and will allow all sorts of nonsense from fellow Christians. They will also allow a large amount of criminal or otherwise undesirable activity if they believe it will further the Christian cause (ie win more converts etc).

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
This one reminds me of the old WWF days. I'd love to see him heal somebody right out of their folding chair and then start tearing through the aisles, healing people left and right and right with it.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=c9U_lWmAsYM

I think a card between Benny Hinn and the Iron Sheik would be an awesome match.

YouTube

Originally posted by kirksey957
I think a card between Benny Hinn and the Iron Sheik would be an awesome match.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K-wEUCCvE0

I couldn't make that out... something about breaking his back and.. whating his ass? I agree though, the Iron Sheik would be the ideal Hinn stomper.