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    17 Aug '07 23:541 edit
    Greetings folks. πŸ™‚

    Just wondered if any of you have ever farted before? I have decided i'd like to do one next week (probably for 3-4 days at first just to get an idea what's going on). Any advice, do's-dont's would be most appreciated. πŸ™‚

    Cheers
    ATY
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    18 Aug '07 00:111 edit
    Originally posted by AThousandYoung
    Greetings folks. πŸ™‚

    Just wondered if any of you have ever farted before? I have decided i'd like to do one next week (probably for 3-4 days at first just to get an idea what's going on). Any advice, do's-dont's would be most appreciated. πŸ™‚

    Cheers
    ATY
    I think you need some medical help πŸ™‚
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    18 Aug '07 03:18
    Originally posted by ahosyney
    I think you need some medical help πŸ™‚
    hells yaπŸ˜‰
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    18 Aug '07 04:05
    Originally posted by ahosyney
    I think you need some medical help πŸ™‚
    Do you think they will be able to get close enough to help the poor lad? πŸ˜›
  5. Standard memberknightmeister
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    18 Aug '07 16:33
    Originally posted by AThousandYoung
    Greetings folks. πŸ™‚

    Just wondered if any of you have ever farted before? I have decided i'd like to do one next week (probably for 3-4 days at first just to get an idea what's going on). Any advice, do's-dont's would be most appreciated. πŸ™‚

    Cheers
    ATY
    One good thing about farting is that you don't fast so much. I fast quite a lot normally but when I go on a fart it seems to quell it somewhat. Watch out once your fart is over , my fasting returned good and proper. I was fasting in bed , fasting on the bus , but hey there's nothing better than a good fast!
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    18 Aug '07 17:29
    Originally posted by knightmeister
    One good thing about farting is that you don't fast so much. I fast quite a lot normally but when I go on a fart it seems to quell it somewhat. Watch out once your fart is over , my fasting returned good and proper. I was fasting in bed , fasting on the bus , but hey there's nothing better than a good fast!
    If I smelled your last meal like that I think I'd fast too.
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    19 Aug '07 13:27
    Originally posted by AThousandYoung
    Greetings folks. πŸ™‚

    Just wondered if any of you have ever farted before? I have decided i'd like to do one next week (probably for 3-4 days at first just to get an idea what's going on). Any advice, do's-dont's would be most appreciated. πŸ™‚

    Cheers
    ATY
    Don't follow through.
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    20 Aug '07 04:30
    Originally posted by Daemon Sin
    Don't follow through.
    Too late. πŸ˜• I blew off my left leg.
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    20 Aug '07 08:38
    Originally posted by AThousandYoung
    Too late. πŸ˜• I blew off my left leg.
    blow off the other one, i missed it
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    20 Aug '07 15:34
    Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
    blow off the other one, i missed it
    Got any beans?
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    20 Aug '07 21:28
    Originally posted by AThousandYoung
    Greetings folks. πŸ™‚

    Just wondered if any of you have ever farted before? I have decided i'd like to do one next week (probably for 3-4 days at first just to get an idea what's going on). Any advice, do's-dont's would be most appreciated. πŸ™‚

    Cheers
    ATY
    Why is this in the Spirituallity forum?πŸ˜•
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    21 Aug '07 20:47
    Originally posted by musicismyworld
    Why is this in the Spirituallity forum?πŸ˜•
    Farting is very spiritual. Like an angel, a fart is sensed but not seen.
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    22 Aug '07 14:01
    Originally posted by AThousandYoung
    Farting is very spiritual. Like an angel, a fart is sensed but not seen.
    ...they can also be demonic....silent but deadly!!!!!
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    23 Aug '07 03:52
    The post that was quoted here has been removed
    Is your avarar a picture of a beautiful kiss ruined by a mighty butt blast?
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    24 Aug '07 09:02
    Originally posted by AThousandYoung
    Greetings folks. πŸ™‚

    Just wondered if any of you have ever farted before? I have decided i'd like to do one next week (probably for 3-4 days at first just to get an idea what's going on). Any advice, do's-dont's would be most appreciated. πŸ™‚

    Cheers
    ATY
    dude that was funny. i love farting! i think its the funniest thing ever
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