Farting

Greetings folks. 🙂

Just wondered if any of you have ever farted before? I have decided i'd like to do one next week (probably for 3-4 days at first just to get an idea what's going on). Any advice, do's-dont's would be most appreciated. 🙂

Cheers
ATY

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Greetings folks. 🙂

Just wondered if any of you have ever farted before? I have decided i'd like to do one next week (probably for 3-4 days at first just to get an idea what's going on). Any advice, do's-dont's would be most appreciated. 🙂

Cheers
ATY

I think you need some medical help 🙂

Originally posted by ahosyney
I think you need some medical help 🙂

hells ya😉

Originally posted by ahosyney
I think you need some medical help 🙂

Do you think they will be able to get close enough to help the poor lad? 😛

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Greetings folks. 🙂

Just wondered if any of you have ever farted before? I have decided i'd like to do one next week (probably for 3-4 days at first just to get an idea what's going on). Any advice, do's-dont's would be most appreciated. 🙂

Cheers
ATY

One good thing about farting is that you don't fast so much. I fast quite a lot normally but when I go on a fart it seems to quell it somewhat. Watch out once your fart is over , my fasting returned good and proper. I was fasting in bed , fasting on the bus , but hey there's nothing better than a good fast!

Originally posted by knightmeister
One good thing about farting is that you don't fast so much. I fast quite a lot normally but when I go on a fart it seems to quell it somewhat. Watch out once your fart is over , my fasting returned good and proper. I was fasting in bed , fasting on the bus , but hey there's nothing better than a good fast!

If I smelled your last meal like that I think I'd fast too.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Greetings folks. 🙂

Just wondered if any of you have ever farted before? I have decided i'd like to do one next week (probably for 3-4 days at first just to get an idea what's going on). Any advice, do's-dont's would be most appreciated. 🙂

Cheers
ATY

Don't follow through.

Originally posted by Daemon Sin
Don't follow through.

Too late. 😕 I blew off my left leg.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Too late. 😕 I blew off my left leg.

blow off the other one, i missed it

Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
blow off the other one, i missed it

Got any beans?

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Greetings folks. 🙂

Just wondered if any of you have ever farted before? I have decided i'd like to do one next week (probably for 3-4 days at first just to get an idea what's going on). Any advice, do's-dont's would be most appreciated. 🙂

Cheers
ATY

Why is this in the Spirituallity forum?😕

Originally posted by musicismyworld
Why is this in the Spirituallity forum?😕

Farting is very spiritual. Like an angel, a fart is sensed but not seen.

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Farting is very spiritual. Like an angel, a fart is sensed but not seen.

...they can also be demonic....silent but deadly!!!!!

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