Favourite bible 'stories'

Originally posted by usmc7257
I have thought of RJ being like gilligan more than once. He tries to do the right thing (in his mind), but ends up looking like a fool and screwing things up.

Have your fun while you can, jughead.

Originally posted by RJHinds
Have your fun while you can, jughead.

I'll be Archie 😀

Originally posted by RJHinds
That sounds like the makings of a wonderful Bible story. I missed that one somehow.

P.S. It does remind me of Gilligan's Island. Here is the Intro:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfR7qxtgCgY

or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3HFXSgWps8&feature=relmfu

Thanks RJ, now that song is stuck in my head. 🙁

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Thanks RJ, now that song is stuck in my head. 🙁

Sorry about that.

Originally posted by RJHinds
Sorry about that.

The Millionaiiiiiiiire and his wife... 😞

Originally posted by RJHinds
Have your fun while you can, jughead.

The appropriate response to a Marine is "jarhead", but you should already know that if you were really retired Army.

edit: why "have fun while I can"? What are you implying?

Originally posted by usmc7257
The appropriate response to a Marine is "jarhead", but you should already know that if you were really retired Army.

Perhaps when RJHinds was an intelligence officer serving on the Joint Chiefs Of Staff [as he claims he was] they secretly used the word "jughead".

Originally posted by usmc7257
The appropriate response to a Marine is "jarhead", but you should already know that if you were really retired Army.

edit: why "have fun while I can"? What are you implying?

Yes, I know. However, I was responding to your inappropriate comment to VoidSpirit that I reminded you of Gilligan who winds up looking like a fool and screwing things up.

I am implying that such talk may be funny now, but you may wish you could eat those kind of words later.

Originally posted by FMF
Perhaps when RJHinds was an intelligence officer serving on the Joint Chiefs Of Staff [as he claims he was] they secretly used the word "jughead".

Yeah, like a codeword.

Originally posted by KellyJay
Joseph is one of mine in the latter part of Genesis, his faithfulness no matter where
he was or why he was there blows me away.
Kelly

That is also mine. God doing everything he showed Joseph through his visions especially when his circumstances made it seem like it would be totally impossible.

Originally posted by usmc7257
The appropriate response to a Marine is "jarhead", but you should already know that if you were really retired Army.

edit: why "have fun while I can"? What are you implying?

he has been corrected on this before. he's no more retired army than he has a "gay" son or a "genius" son.

Originally posted by FMF
Perhaps when RJHinds was an intelligence officer serving on the Joint Chiefs Of Staff [as he claims he was] they secretly used the word "jughead".

ho hoo. he was that too? he reminds me of the BS story guy. there is one around every camp fire.

Originally posted by rwingett
Lazarus and the rich man. Demonstrates the evils of being rich.

My favorite: Jezebel being thrown over the wall so the dogs could eat her.

Another favourite: the death of Uzzah.
It taught me never to work with oxen.

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Another favourite: the death of Uzzah.
It taught me never to work with oxen.

What's the scoop on Uzzah? Not sure if I remember that one.