16 Feb 07
Originally posted by LanndonKaneSpontaneously, I would say Faith Whalism. But Muffyism may have a better claim; Whale Father created the world, but Muffy created Whale Father, so I'd have to say Muffy is greater than Whale Father.
Which religion is the greatest? If this thread doesn't give me a clear answer, I was thinking of starting my own.
Cheesecake will have a principle role in Lanndonism, or course.
16 Feb 07
Originally posted by NordlysA faith whale could just eat a muffin right up, couldn't it?
Spontaneously, I would say Faith Whalism. But Muffyism may have a better claim; Whale Father created the world, but Muffy created Whale Father, so I'd have to say Muffy is greater than Whale Father.
16 Feb 07
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Originally posted by NordlysSo is this Muffy an assexual being if it (he/she) created Whale Father single handedly?
Spontaneously, I would say Faith Whalism. But Muffyism may have a better claim; Whale Father created the world, but Muffy created Whale Father, so I'd have to say Muffy is greater than Whale Father.
Because that wouldn't be cool.
20 Feb 07
Originally posted by LanndonKaneRoman Catholic cu'z Jesus found it and he started it... the best thing are they dont force u to give money or not, its up to u.. and they dont force u go to go church every sunday as long as u believe Jesus our God savior....
Which religion is the greatest? If this thread doesn't give me a clear answer, I was thinking of starting my own.
Cheesecake will have a principle role in Lanndonism, or course.
20 Feb 07
Originally posted by xlacirApparently they don't care if you are literate either. In fact, they'd probably prefer it if you weren't.
Roman Catholic cu'z Jesus found it and he started it... the best thing are they dont force u to give money or not, its up to u.. and they dont force u go to go church every sunday as long as u believe Jesus our God savior....
20 Feb 07
Originally posted by LanndonKaneFlying Spaghetti Monsterism.
Which religion is the greatest? If this thread doesn't give me a clear answer, I was thinking of starting my own.
Cheesecake will have a principle role in Lanndonism, or course.
Our religion has a beer volcano and a stripper factory in heaven. Nuff said.
Oh, and Friday is a religious day, and we get the day off.
20 Feb 07
Originally posted by xlacirGuess again: http://www.catholic.com/thisrock/2000/0007fea2.asp
Roman Catholic cu'z Jesus found it and he started it... the best thing are they dont force u to give money or not, its up to u.. and they dont force u go to go church every sunday as long as u believe Jesus our God savior....
It is still considered a sin to miss Mass.
21 Feb 07
Originally posted by LanndonKaneLook. If you really want an answer, don't ask here or you'll get stupid answers like Muffyism. Search through the ones there are, sort out the crazy ones, like, in my opinion, Voodooism, and choose. I'm Chrisian. I find it the most rational answer, plus I think it's where the true God is.
Which religion is the greatest? If this thread doesn't give me a clear answer, I was thinking of starting my own.
Cheesecake will have a principle role in Lanndonism, or course.
As for Roman Catholicism being the best, in Christianity, you aren't forced to give money to the church, or come at all, for that matter. All you have to do is repent.
21 Feb 07
Originally posted by LanndonKanebuddhism.... no god, no worship, no good, no evil, you just are... you relax, breathe, close your eyes and simply be one with all... you're only mission is to find yourself... whats the use in finding a god if you dont know yourself... in buddhism heaven is a place you find when you're alive, not when you die; it does explain a lot... it says we all have free will yet we all have destiny.... thats because we wrote our lives before we came to the earth, we came here to rediscover ourselves... its unlike any other religion, there is no right or wrong, no bible, no koran... your religion is to live your life not in happiness, but in balance... observe all, nature, music, the sound of a lake, the sunlight on the shore, its says we are a part of it as much as that is a part of us, when you have discovered that oneness with everything, you have enlightenment, you have your heaven... no talk of the devil, evil, pain, punishment, sin anywhere... if you are not aware of it, you cannot create it
Which religion is the greatest? If this thread doesn't give me a clear answer, I was thinking of starting my own.
Cheesecake will have a principle role in Lanndonism, or course.