20 Apr 14
Originally posted by whodeyThe Holy Bible tells us who is the true God of fertility. To mention only one incident, do you recall what He did for Abraham and Sarah? So continue to worship Him as you see fit.
As I sit here worshipping in my home at the alter of my self constructed Easter bunny and offering sacrifices to the this god of fertility, I just thought I would wish everyone a happy Easter, except for robbie so as not to offend him. 😵
Having disarmed principalities and powers, He made a public spectacle of them, triumphing over them in it.
So let no one judge you in food or in drink, or regarding a festival or a new moon or sabbaths, which are a shadow of things to come, but the substance is of Christ.
(Colossians 2:15-17 NKJV)
20 Apr 14
Originally posted by whodeySpotted this morning at the 7.30 am "Children's" mass: helium balloons weighted down with stones on strings ~ Spongebob Squarepants, pink dolphins, blue elephants [for 'blue', we could say more-or-less 'elephant colour'], and fruit salad coloured helicopters, excellent floral arrangements positioned in several places but always with the florist's telephone number visible. Three things seen but presumably not specifically commanded by Christ: a large mural depicting Jesus teaching some children under a tree; physically disabled worshippers accommodated at the front of the congregation; full text of the mass and all songs for sale at the gate.
As I sit here worshipping in my home at the alter of my self constructed Easter bunny and offering sacrifices to the this god of fertility, I just thought I would wish everyone a happy Easter, except for robbie so as not to offend him. 😵
20 Apr 14
Originally posted by FMFI was alright until I read the bit about Spongebob.
Spotted this morning at the 7.30 am "Children's" mass: helium balloons weighted down with stones on strings ~ Spongebob Squarepants, pink dolphins, blue elephants [for 'blue', we could say more-or-less 'elephant colour'], and fruit salad coloured helicopters, excellent floral arrangements positioned in several places but always with the florist's telephone numbe ...[text shortened]... ated at the front of the congregation; full text of the mass and all songs for sale at the gate.
Clearly Spongebob is gay!! ðŸ˜
20 Apr 14
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Originally posted by robbie carrobieWhat if Spongebob wore a cross. Would that be enough to ban him from your TV?
He could be I dunno, then again, sprinkle enough Holy water on him in Indonesia and hes clean and wholesome and totally christian!
Is it not enough that he is gay! ðŸ˜
20 Apr 14
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Originally posted by whodeyI always suspected sponge bob was a wee bit on the effeminate side, ban him from my tv, heck i darent turn the thing on, the BBC is a like gay parade!
What if Spongebob wore a cross. Would that be enough to ban him from your TV?
Is it not enough that he is gay! ðŸ˜
20 Apr 14
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Originally posted by robbie carrobieFor Indonesian Christians, a crucifix is a representation of the cross on which Jesus died, and for Indonesian Christians, Jesus is "clean and wholesome", to use your words, and His sacrifice ~ there on that cross ~ makes him a revered figure. 😀
He could be I dunno, then again, sprinkle enough Holy water on him in Indonesia and hes clean and wholesome and totally christian!
20 Apr 14
Originally posted by FMFindeed and yet from Gods perspective they have adopted a pagan symbol, cant be wholesome surely.
For Indonesian Christians, a crucifix is a representation of the cross on which
Jesus died, and for Indonesian Christians, Jesus is "clean and wholesome", to use your words, and His sacrifice ~ there on that cross ~ makes him a revered figure.