Originally posted by duecerPoke fun if you must. But let's say your serious for one minute. The fruitage you produce will prove if your right....Ga 5:22-25. Also another clue if you are used by God is at 1Pet 5:9. That's just a couple for the time being. Lets see how it goes...
It will be called the One True United Church of Jehovah. Any one else who does not join my church and subscribe to the doctrines that I will divulge to them, will have to sleep dormant in the ground for all eternity. Jehovah has chosen me to be his faithful and discreet slave. You say you want proof? That just shows your lack of faith, and I will have to dism ...[text shortened]... me church for your current publications, credit cards are also accepted....no personal checks.
Originally posted by galveston75the bible is old light, as the discreet slave, Jehovah will reveal to me and I to you what the new light is.
Poke fun if you must. But let's say your serious for one minute. The fruitage you produce will prove if your right....Ga 5:22-25. Also another clue if you are used by God is at 1Pet 5:9. That's just a couple for the time being. Lets see how it goes...
PS. I notice you don't use the Bible much at all to prove your points..Why not?
Originally posted by robbie carrobienot bad for a days work eh?
will you kill thousand of people in war, amass huge property and riches, create god dishonouring festivals, a clergy and laity divide so that your practitioners will become lazy fairy cake bakers and P.C evangelists? will you lure youths into your denomination with promises of video games and fruit machines, old ladies with the eternal hope of winning the bingo?
Originally posted by galveston75WRONG! He told me otherwise, you must now adhere only to the new light administered through me, continual questioning of church discipline will subject you to shunning.
I'm impressed. But don't forget find a new god because Jehovah still uses this old Bible as of now...
Originally posted by duecerKeep laughing..We love it. John 17:14.
Breaking news, The Great God Jehovah has instructed me to instruct you, to pull your kids out of college...the end is near and education will be useless! If they refuse, then disown them and cut off their finances, the church will gladly make good use of the funds not spent learning heresy at secular schools. (again...no personal checks)