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Originally posted by dottewellGod works in mysterious ways obviously...
I got an answer for you. You're not going to like it.
Me:
Will Liam's child be a boy or a girl?
God:
Probably not.
Originally posted by StarrmanGod: Hi there, fancy a chat? I'd love you to believe in me
God works in mysterious ways obviously...
Originally posted by knightmeisterWow, you really must talk to god. Otherwise, I guess you're just claiming to know his mind. Hmm, I hope it's not that, as you obviously don't understand the mind of a human atheist, I doubt very much whether you could grasp one of a supernatural being.
God: Hi there, fancy a chat? I'd love you to believe in me
Atheist: Why don't you reveal yourself to me in the way I would like you to?
God: Actually I have revealed myself to you in the way that I have decided to
Atheist: But I want it different! It's not right!
God: I'm sorry but you need to look at the way that I reveal myself rather tha ...[text shortened]... nock.
Atheist: But But BuT......ETC....
On and On and On into eternity.....
Originally posted by StarrmanJust having a bit of fun mate. But seriously , do you deny that there are not Atheists who have a chip on their shoulder? I mean there are plenty of Christians who do. I can admit it , can you?
Wow, you really must talk to god. Otherwise, I guess you're just claiming to know his mind. Hmm, I hope it's not that, as you obviously don't understand the mind of a human atheist, I doubt very much whether you could grasp one of a supernatural being.
Originally posted by knightmeisterlook, this is a lovely little thread having fun with an internet igod engine. Don't spoil it with your politicising.
Just having a bit of fun mate. But seriously , do you deny that there are not Atheists who have a chip on their shoulder? I mean there are plenty of Christians who do. I can admit it , can you?
And of course I know the mind of God , I interviewed him the other day..nice chap..bit eerie though...felt like he could see right through me....
Originally posted by scottishinnzMe:
look, this is a lovely little thread having fun with an internet igod engine. Don't spoil it with your politicising.
Originally posted by dottewellI gave it another try:
At least he's sorry.
Me:
Say sorry to Liam, God.
God:
" sorry to Liam God".
Me:
I meant it. Apologise.
God:
Oh I see. have upset Liam... OK I am sorry.
Me:
Will his child be a boy or a girl?
God:
Insufficient information.
Originally posted by whodeyoh come off it. you want to go off on this tangent, start another thread. This is just rude.
Typical conversation of God with atheists
God: I am that I am.
Atheists: You don't exist. You have not proved that you exist. The burden is yours and yours alone!!
God: I love you
Atheist: You did not put a period after your sentence. What kind of a God cannot put a period after a sentence?
God: I love you.
Atheist: Much better. To bad you e ...[text shortened]... ou.
God: You know, I can read your thoughts.
Atheist: Curses!!!!!!!
God: Bon appetite.
Originally posted by whodeyTheists typical conversation with God.
Typical conversation of God with atheists
God: I am that I am.
Atheists: You don't exist. You have not proved that you exist. The burden is yours and yours alone!!
God: I love you
Atheist: You did not put a period after your sentence. What kind of a God cannot put a period after a sentence?
God: I love you.
Atheist: Much better. To bad you e ...[text shortened]... ou.
God: You know, I can read your thoughts.
Atheist: Curses!!!!!!!
God: Bon appetite.