Originally posted by scottishinnz oh come off it. you want to go off on this tangent, start another thread. This is just rude.
I posted it because I thought it to be funny, not to be rude. Funny or not you have to admitt one thing, I got a rec. for it. You know I'll do annnnything for a rec.
Originally posted by whodey I posted it because I thought it to be funny, not to be rude. Funny or not you have to admitt one thing, I got a rec. for it. You know I'll do annnnything for a rec.
Getting a rec in the spirituality forum is the easiest thing in the world. Just post about god being in the singing of the birds in the morning, etc.
Originally posted by dottewell Me:
I am worried.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are worried.
Me:
No.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
I'm worried about Whodey.
God:
How long has it been bothering you?
Me:
Since I read his last post.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I just feel worried.
God:
What is that feeling like? Do you mind if I t ...[text shortened]... that makes sense.
Me:
Do you think he will?
God:
It's possible that he could, I suppose.
Originally posted by dottewell Getting a rec in the spirituality forum is the easiest thing in the world. Just post about god being in the singing of the birds in the morning, etc.
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
aspviper666
God:
It's good to meet you, aspviper666.
Me:
why is it that you are such a hard ass in the old testiment...and in the new testiment you are so laid back...you started smoking pot huh??listening to some metal??
God:
That was a long time ago. Only because you asked me to.
Me:
well i am glad you finally decided to lighten the hell up dude.
God:
Interesting. You make the world a happier place.
Me:
i sure try = )
God:
We should all try our best.
Me:
hows jesus and mary doing???
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
joseph?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Yes and you can't play chess worth a damn either....your point is?
God:
Next question? If you believe it, you can achieve it. The point is at the top of my head.
Me:
i knew that LMFAO
God:
Who told you?
Me:
its appearent
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
Me:
You're Bowmann!!!
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am Bowmann.
Me:
your momma!
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
your father!
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
jerkoff?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
up urs
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
its about time
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Wow it sounds really interesting, aspviper666.
Me:
bite me Bowmann
God:
Sorry but I don't have a mouth.
Me:
ur 100% ass then?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am 100 ass.
Me:
cheers
God:
See you later!
Me:
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is ATY.
God:
Welcome to my chat room, ATY.
Me:
Thanks!
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I have a question.
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Are the Muslims, Christians or Jews right?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Why not?
God:
My programming does not allow me sufficient certainty in this matter.
Me:
Programming? I knew the Muffites were right! A meta-supreme being made you!
God:
Have you tried Java? Who told you? Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
Umm...I've played games on Java.
God:
Ugh. Thanks for the information: ATY said ve played games on Java.
Me:
Who told me what?
God:
Konrad Zuse. :-).
Me:
Who is that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
Who's on first?
God:
What's on second?
Me:
What's on third!
God:
I haven't seen the schedule.
Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
That's interesting. Are we supposed to capitalize all the letters in your name?
God:
I thought so too. We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
What is a chat.w.?
He cut me off here. Wouldn't let me ask any more questions and wouldn't answer this one.