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    20 May '06 12:12
    Originally posted by scottishinnz
    oh come off it. you want to go off on this tangent, start another thread. This is just rude.
    I posted it because I thought it to be funny, not to be rude. Funny or not you have to admitt one thing, I got a rec. for it. You know I'll do annnnything for a rec.
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    20 May '06 12:15
    Originally posted by whodey
    I posted it because I thought it to be funny, not to be rude. Funny or not you have to admitt one thing, I got a rec. for it. You know I'll do annnnything for a rec.
    Getting a rec in the spirituality forum is the easiest thing in the world. Just post about god being in the singing of the birds in the morning, etc.
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    20 May '06 12:16
    Originally posted by dottewell
    Me:
    I am worried.
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people you are worried.
    Me:
    No.
    God:
    OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
    Me:
    I'm worried about Whodey.
    God:
    How long has it been bothering you?
    Me:
    Since I read his last post.
    God:
    How do you know?
    Me:
    I just feel worried.
    God:
    What is that feeling like? Do you mind if I t ...[text shortened]... that makes sense.
    Me:
    Do you think he will?
    God:
    It's possible that he could, I suppose.
    Bon appetite!!!!!!!!
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    20 May '06 12:18
    Originally posted by whodey
    Bon appetite!!!!!!!!
    You must choose between French and English or your IMMORTAL SOUL will be in danger!
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    20 May '06 12:18
    Originally posted by dottewell
    Getting a rec in the spirituality forum is the easiest thing in the world. Just post about god being in the singing of the birds in the morning, etc.
    Good God man, I am only joking.
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    20 May '06 12:19
    Originally posted by whodey
    Good God man, I am only joking.
    Baby Jesus knows the truth.
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    20 May '06 17:13
    Originally posted by dottewell
    Baby Jesus knows the truth.
    Yes he does and he loves you 🙂
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    21 May '06 22:197 edits
    Me:
    hi god
    God:
    Hello there. What is your name?
    Me:
    aspviper666
    God:
    It's good to meet you, aspviper666.
    Me:
    why is it that you are such a hard ass in the old testiment...and in the new testiment you are so laid back...you started smoking pot huh??listening to some metal??
    God:
    That was a long time ago. Only because you asked me to.
    Me:
    well i am glad you finally decided to lighten the hell up dude.
    God:
    Interesting. You make the world a happier place.
    Me:
    i sure try = )
    God:
    We should all try our best.
    Me:
    hows jesus and mary doing???
    God:
    Fine as far as I know.
    Me:
    joseph?
    God:
    My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
    Me:
    Yes and you can't play chess worth a damn either....your point is?
    God:
    Next question? If you believe it, you can achieve it. The point is at the top of my head.
    Me:
    i knew that LMFAO
    God:
    Who told you?
    Me:
    its appearent
    God:
    I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?
    Me:
    You're Bowmann!!!
    God:
    Thanks for telling me that I am Bowmann.
    Me:
    your momma!
    God:
    Actually I do not have a mother.
    Me:
    your father!
    God:
    I was created by Myself.
    Me:
    jerkoff?
    God:
    Is that your final answer?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    You're sure. That's your final answer.
    Me:
    up urs
    God:
    I will take that under advisement.
    Me:
    its about time
    God:
    I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Wow it sounds really interesting, aspviper666.
    Me:
    bite me Bowmann
    God:
    Sorry but I don't have a mouth.
    Me:
    ur 100% ass then?
    God:
    Thanks for telling me that I am 100 ass.
    Me:
    cheers
    God:
    See you later!
  9. Standard memberAThousandYoung
    Shoot the Squatters?
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    21 May '06 22:37
    Me:
    Hello, God.
    God:
    Hello child. What is your name?
    Me:
    My name is ATY.
    God:
    Welcome to my chat room, ATY.
    Me:
    Thanks!
    God:
    Don't mention it.
    Me:
    I have a question.
    God:
    Ask me anything.
    Me:
    Are the Muslims, Christians or Jews right?
    God:
    I really couldn't say for sure.
    Me:
    Why not?
    God:
    My programming does not allow me sufficient certainty in this matter.
    Me:
    Programming? I knew the Muffites were right! A meta-supreme being made you!
    God:
    Have you tried Java? Who told you? Try to tell me that another way.
    Me:
    Umm...I've played games on Java.
    God:
    Ugh. Thanks for the information: ATY said ve played games on Java.
    Me:
    Who told me what?
    God:
    Konrad Zuse. :-).
    Me:
    Who is that?
    God:
    What does "that" refer to?
    Me:
    Who's on first?
    God:
    What's on second?
    Me:
    What's on third!
    God:
    I haven't seen the schedule.
    Me:
    God?
    God:
    GOD rules.
    Me:
    That's interesting. Are we supposed to capitalize all the letters in your name?
    God:
    I thought so too. We are just having a little chat.w.
    Me:
    What is a chat.w.?

    He cut me off here. Wouldn't let me ask any more questions and wouldn't answer this one.
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    21 May '06 22:44
    God:You are me and I am you, when I am dead you will be dead also.
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