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Originally posted by kirksey957
You don't have to take that crap off of Nemesio. Ask him if the organ at Riverside Church in NYC reflects a Christ-centered life.
Sharp! This forum rules.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
A 10-year repayment schedule for a gift? Your parents are loan sharks.
Don't forget: They are bloody catholics, Doc.


Originally posted by ChronicLeaky
WWJD? I bet Jesus wouldn't drive anything more ostentatious than a pair of sandals.
ARBY 3
1 And on Fourth May, it was Arby's birthday.
2 And both Jesus was called, and his disciples, to Arby's birthday party.
3 And they saw that Arby did not have a car.
4 Jesus saith unto them: Give me a pair of sandals.
5 And they brought him a pair of old sandals that had been worn for many a year, and were full of holes and had a bad smell.
6 And Jesus took the sandals and put them in front of the door.
7 Then he called Arby, and he saith unto him: I will give you that pair of sandals as your birthday present. Go now and take your present.
8 And Arby was unhappy, because he knew the sandals were old and smelly.
9 But Jesus saith onto him: Don't be unhappy! Have faith in the Lord!
10 And Arby took courage, and went out to look for the sandals.
11 But lo and behold! The sandals had turned into a 2003 GT Mustang, and it was black.
12 And Arby and all the guests praised the Lord, and they believed on Jesus.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
ARBY 3
1 And on Fourth May, it was Arby's birthday.
2 And both Jesus was called, and his disciples, to Arby's birthday party.
3 And they saw that Arby did not have a car.
4 Jesus saith unto them: Give me a pair of sandals.
5 And they brought him a pair of old sandals that had been worn for many a year, and were full of holes and had a bad smell.
6 And ...[text shortened]... d it was black.
12 And Arby and all the guests praised the Lord, and they believed on Jesus.
LOL, literally for once!

Write a bit about Jesus throwing Arby's parents out of the temple.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
ARBY 3
1 And on Fourth May, it was Arby's birthday.
2 And both Jesus was called, and his disciples, to Arby's birthday party.
3 And they saw that Arby did not have a car.
4 Jesus saith unto them: Give me a pair of sandals.
5 And they brought him a pair of old sandals that had been worn for many a year, and were full of holes and had a bad smell.
6 And ...[text shortened]... d it was black.
12 And Arby and all the guests praised the Lord, and they believed on Jesus.
So what God does Bless Believers and non-believers with things. There is no need for you guys to be Jealous.

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Originally posted by RBHILL
So what God does Bless Believers and non-believers with things. There is no need for you guys to be Jealous.
Do you think God blessed you with a Mustang? What do you suppose is
the best way to make use of this blessing? Do you think you are best
able to do ministry to God's Word with a Mustang, or would another vehicle
serve God's purpose better? Do you think that, if Jesus came back today,
He would prefer that you drive a Mustang to any other vehicle, or do you
think that He would insist that the Mustang was the most Christ-centered
choice?

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