Originally posted by ChronicLeakyARBY 3
WWJD? I bet Jesus wouldn't drive anything more ostentatious than a pair of sandals.
1 And on Fourth May, it was Arby's birthday.
2 And both Jesus was called, and his disciples, to Arby's birthday party.
3 And they saw that Arby did not have a car.
4 Jesus saith unto them: Give me a pair of sandals.
5 And they brought him a pair of old sandals that had been worn for many a year, and were full of holes and had a bad smell.
6 And Jesus took the sandals and put them in front of the door.
7 Then he called Arby, and he saith unto him: I will give you that pair of sandals as your birthday present. Go now and take your present.
8 And Arby was unhappy, because he knew the sandals were old and smelly.
9 But Jesus saith onto him: Don't be unhappy! Have faith in the Lord!
10 And Arby took courage, and went out to look for the sandals.
11 But lo and behold! The sandals had turned into a 2003 GT Mustang, and it was black.
12 And Arby and all the guests praised the Lord, and they believed on Jesus.
Originally posted by NordlysLOL, literally for once!
ARBY 3
1 And on Fourth May, it was Arby's birthday.
2 And both Jesus was called, and his disciples, to Arby's birthday party.
3 And they saw that Arby did not have a car.
4 Jesus saith unto them: Give me a pair of sandals.
5 And they brought him a pair of old sandals that had been worn for many a year, and were full of holes and had a bad smell.
6 And ...[text shortened]... d it was black.
12 And Arby and all the guests praised the Lord, and they believed on Jesus.
Write a bit about Jesus throwing Arby's parents out of the temple.
Originally posted by NordlysSo what God does Bless Believers and non-believers with things. There is no need for you guys to be Jealous.
ARBY 3
1 And on Fourth May, it was Arby's birthday.
2 And both Jesus was called, and his disciples, to Arby's birthday party.
3 And they saw that Arby did not have a car.
4 Jesus saith unto them: Give me a pair of sandals.
5 And they brought him a pair of old sandals that had been worn for many a year, and were full of holes and had a bad smell.
6 And ...[text shortened]... d it was black.
12 And Arby and all the guests praised the Lord, and they believed on Jesus.
Originally posted by RBHILLDo you think God blessed you with a Mustang? What do you suppose is
So what God does Bless Believers and non-believers with things. There is no need for you guys to be Jealous.
the best way to make use of this blessing? Do you think you are best
able to do ministry to God's Word with a Mustang, or would another vehicle
serve God's purpose better? Do you think that, if Jesus came back today,
He would prefer that you drive a Mustang to any other vehicle, or do you
think that He would insist that the Mustang was the most Christ-centered
choice?
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