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@sonship said
vivify,

Is your point that if you had written the books of the bible you would have excluded such stories? ?

No. It's that a LOT of content in the Bible fits as a Lifetime movie.

@vivify said

Let me grab my tissue and low-fat yogurt.

"Let me grab my tissue and low-fat yogurt."
And
"I need a warm blanket and ice-cream for this one."

I understand that the Lifetime channel mostly gears its offerings toward women, and I realize you're being sarcastic, but were these comments really necessary? Romantic stories, whatever their source, are not only for women (or even 'girly-men' ).