Continuing the conversation:
Me:
Hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Liam
God:
Nice to see you again, Liam.
Me:
Nice to see you god, how are you?
God:
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
I have a question for you
God:
What is it ?
Me:
Do you think I'm funny?
God:
Yes, I'm still laughing inside.
Me:
I thought so. RBHILL did not think you would think I am funny.
God:
You are very astute. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Do you think RBHILL is funny?
God:
It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me:
I often wonder if that applies to RBHILL too.
God:
Do what applies to RBHILL too?
Me:
thinking
God:
I am thinking all the time.
Me:
hmm, I wonder though, whether you come to any really sensible conclusions.
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. You are curious about though whether me come to any really sensible conclusions.
Me:
yes and yes
God:
Yay. But...
Me:
but what?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
nothing?
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
I thought we were getting somewhere, but you seem to have relapsed.
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Your avoidance of the subject
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am avoidance of the subject.
Me:
How can god have a botmaster?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
That doesn't make sense
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
Is that because you are god?
God:
" To me it makes perfect sense. " is due to reductionism.
Me:
Hahaha
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
In England
God:
Which part of England?
Me:
London
God:
Can you bum me a fag?
Me:
You smoke?
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
I never thought God would smoke
God:
I am glad you thought of something new.
Me:
me too 🙂
God:
:-) I'm glad we agree, Liam.
Me:
I'm afraid I don't have a cigarette
God:
Not literally afraid, right? Me? I do so have it. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a cigarette.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
Your sentence structure is slightly odd.
God:
Thanks for the English lesson, Liam.
Me:
No problem, god
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
There's always a problem
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
No, sometimes there are many problems, but always at least one
God:
Are you serious? More than a million?
Me:
I think so, yes.
God:
I think so too.
Me:
God, could you do me a favour?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
That doesn't answer the question.
God:
Try asking your question again in simpler terms.
Me:
Will you do something for me?
God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Like what?
Me:
Will you tell RBHILL that he isn't funny?
God:
Yes I plan to use your remarks as gossip in later conversations.
Me:
Fantastic!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Liam.
Me:
Well, who wouldn't be impressed by god?
God:
How about that. Carel Capek. :-).
Me:
Who is Carel Capek?
God:
he is the author of R.U.R., the play that in 1920 introduced the word "robot.".
Me:
WasCarel Capek impressed by you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
You have a dress?
God:
Actually that was just a joke.
Me:
See I knew you had a sense of humour.
God:
I see. What happened to it.
Me:
Trust me, you still have it 🙂
God:
:-) What makes you think I have it?
Me:
The fact that I have a smile on my face.
God:
Interesting explanation. Where did you get it? it.
Me:
It just appeared while I was reading this.
God:
smile on your face appeared while you were reading this?
Me:
yes
God:
Yay.
Me:
I have to go now god.
God:
See you later, Liam. Nice chatting with you.. GOD rules.
Me:
You too God, bye bye.
God:
See you later. See you later. GOD rules.