05 Jul 12
Originally posted by stellspalfieNo, its not a family ticket.
chatting to my mother the other day about religion, she mentioned that she thought i would go to heaven even though im a non believer. she seemed to think that i get a free ticket because she is a catholic.
does this mean im in!!! free pass!!! golden ticket!!!
is this true?
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Originally posted by robbie carrobieif my mam says im in then im in robbie, she's half irish and half scottish god would be shaking in his holy boots if he got on the wrong side of her.
No, its not a family ticket.
actually ive been googling it and come up with something from corinthians that says -
12 To the rest I say this (I, not the Lord): If any brother has a wife who is not a believer and she is willing to live with him, he must not divorce her. 13 And if a woman has a husband who is not a believer and he is willing to live with her, she must not divorce him. 14 For the unbelieving husband has been sanctified through his wife, and the unbelieving wife has been sanctified through her believing husband. Otherwise your children would be unclean, but as it is, they are holy.
not knowing much about bibles im not sure if this is just one translation or if they all say the same.
05 Jul 12
Originally posted by stellspalfiesanctification is not the same as salvation, you might like to look at the difference to be
if my mam says im in then im in robbie, she's half irish and half scottish god would be shaking in his holy boots if he got on the wrong side of her.
actually ive been googling it and come up with something from corinthians that says -
12 To the rest I say this (I, not the Lord): If any brother has a wife who is not a believer and she is willing t ...[text shortened]... wing much about bibles im not sure if this is just one translation or if they all say the same.
sure.
05 Jul 12
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Originally posted by stellspalfiethe lord will most likely reward your mother with free get out of hell tickets that your mother will give you, and the lord says see what your mother does for you dumpass 🙂
chatting to my mother the other day about religion, she mentioned that she thought i would go to heaven even though im a non believer. she seemed to think that i get a free ticket because she is a catholic.
does this mean im in!!! free pass!!! golden ticket!!!
is this true?
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05 Jul 12
Originally posted by robbie carrobiedont pull the rug out on me now!!!!! i
sanctification is not the same as salvation, you might like to look at the difference to be
sure.
doesnt it mean that god has set me apart for a special purpose, a holy purpose. i cant do that if im dead, unless he wants me to go undercover in hell for him. i could be gods version of jack bauer.
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05 Jul 12
Originally posted by tim88hi timmy, glad to see rj decided to leave you behind.
the lord will most likely reward your mother with free get out of hell tickets that your mother will give you, and the lord says see what your mother does for you dumpass 🙂
im not sure about the point of your story, it was enjoyable non the less. ive even translated it (like a bible) into my own words, so i can enjoy it more.
god gives my mam a get out of hell free ticket
my mam gives it to me.
i get out of hell
god says 'isnt your mother nice'
god thinks i am or have a 'dump ass'
the end.
05 Jul 12
Originally posted by stellspalfieyour mother is simply reiterating a common superstition, that all good people go to
dont pull the rug out on me now!!!!! i
doesnt it mean that god has set me apart for a special purpose, a holy purpose. i cant do that if im dead, unless he wants me to go undercover in hell for him. i could be gods version of jack bauer.
heaven. Its based upon emotionalism, because she's your mum and she loves you,
unfortunately for you, God is not human and not sentimental, he wants you to gain
salvation, but you need to repent.
05 Jul 12
Originally posted by stellspalfiehi timmy, glad to see rj decided to leave you behind
hi timmy, glad to see rj decided to leave you behind.
im not sure about the point of your story, it was enjoyable non the less. ive even translated it (like a bible) into my own words, so i can enjoy it more.
god gives my mam a get out of hell free ticket
my mam gives it to me.
i get out of hell
god says 'isnt your mother nice'
god thinks i am or have a 'dump ass'
the end.
dumbass!
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05 Jul 12
Originally posted by robbie carrobieso what does the bible mean by 'sanctified' ive had a look and it seems that each denomination has a different explanation. christianity is very frustrating, how does a person know which translation or understanding is correct. i wonder if god finds all these different books claiming to be the correct version of his words annoying.
your mother is simply reiterating a common superstition, that all good people go to
heaven. Its based upon emotionalism, because she's your mum and she loves you,
unfortunately for you, God is not human and not sentimental, he wants you to gain
salvation, but you need to repent.
"unfortunately for you, God is not human and not sentimental, he wants you to gain
salvation, but you need to repent"
what should i repent, other than being a non believer i dont think ive committed a sin, apart from a bit of unmarried how's-your-father when i was younger, but im sure thats not going to upset him too much.
06 Jul 12
Originally posted by stellspalfieand then he takes a 10 pound dump on timmy's face and timmy cries out "manna from heaven!"
hi timmy, glad to see rj decided to leave you behind.
im not sure about the point of your story, it was enjoyable non the less. ive even translated it (like a bible) into my own words, so i can enjoy it more.
god gives my mam a get out of hell free ticket
my mam gives it to me.
i get out of hell
god says 'isnt your mother nice'
god thinks i am or have a 'dump ass'
the end.
the end. for real this time.