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    06 Jul '12 04:41
    Originally posted by VoidSpirit
    and then he takes a 10 pound dump on timmy's face and timmy cries out "manna from heaven!"

    the end. for real this time.
    this is about stellspalfie - dumbass
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    06 Jul '12 06:43
    Originally posted by stellspalfie
    chatting to my mother the other day about religion, she mentioned that she thought i would go to heaven even though im a non believer. she seemed to think that i get a free ticket because she is a catholic.

    does this mean im in!!! free pass!!! golden ticket!!!
    is this true?
    Only if you were circumcised on the 8th day, have never eaten bacon that has been sacrificed to idols and pay the Catholic church lots of dosh.
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    06 Jul '12 06:44
    Originally posted by tim88
    this is about stellspalfie - dumbass
    sure you don't mean 'numbnuts'?
  4. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    06 Jul '12 07:51
    Originally posted by stellspalfie
    dont pull the rug out on me now!!!!! i

    doesnt it mean that god has set me apart for a special purpose, a holy purpose. i cant do that if im dead, unless he wants me to go undercover in hell for him. i could be gods version of jack bauer.
    Cool idea! Undercover agent in hell working for god.
    Better still a double-agent.
    I can see a novel, a film, a tv series ....
  5. Subscriberkevcvs57
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    06 Jul '12 07:56
    Originally posted by robbie carrobie
    your mother is simply reiterating a common superstition, that all good people go to
    heaven. Its based upon emotionalism, because she's your mum and she loves you,
    unfortunately for you, God is not human and not sentimental, he wants you to gain
    salvation, but you need to repent.
    God is not emotional are you sure robbie, he appears to have the ability to get a right strop on.
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    06 Jul '12 10:04
    Originally posted by kevcvs57
    God is not emotional are you sure robbie, he appears to have the ability to get a right strop on.
    I said sentimental dear Kev, sentimental, not emotional.
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