06 Jul '12 04:41>
Originally posted by VoidSpiritthis is about stellspalfie - dumbass
and then he takes a 10 pound dump on timmy's face and timmy cries out "manna from heaven!"
the end. for real this time.
Originally posted by stellspalfieOnly if you were circumcised on the 8th day, have never eaten bacon that has been sacrificed to idols and pay the Catholic church lots of dosh.
chatting to my mother the other day about religion, she mentioned that she thought i would go to heaven even though im a non believer. she seemed to think that i get a free ticket because she is a catholic.
does this mean im in!!! free pass!!! golden ticket!!!
is this true?
Originally posted by stellspalfieCool idea! Undercover agent in hell working for god.
dont pull the rug out on me now!!!!! i
doesnt it mean that god has set me apart for a special purpose, a holy purpose. i cant do that if im dead, unless he wants me to go undercover in hell for him. i could be gods version of jack bauer.
Originally posted by robbie carrobieGod is not emotional are you sure robbie, he appears to have the ability to get a right strop on.
your mother is simply reiterating a common superstition, that all good people go to
heaven. Its based upon emotionalism, because she's your mum and she loves you,
unfortunately for you, God is not human and not sentimental, he wants you to gain
salvation, but you need to repent.