ive got the golden ticket!!

Originally posted by VoidSpirit
and then he takes a 10 pound dump on timmy's face and timmy cries out "manna from heaven!"

the end. for real this time.

this is about stellspalfie - dumbass

Originally posted by stellspalfie
dont pull the rug out on me now!!!!! i

doesnt it mean that god has set me apart for a special purpose, a holy purpose. i cant do that if im dead, unless he wants me to go undercover in hell for him. i could be gods version of jack bauer.

Cool idea! Undercover agent in hell working for god.
Better still a double-agent.
I can see a novel, a film, a tv series ....

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
your mother is simply reiterating a common superstition, that all good people go to
heaven. Its based upon emotionalism, because she's your mum and she loves you,
unfortunately for you, God is not human and not sentimental, he wants you to gain
salvation, but you need to repent.

God is not emotional are you sure robbie, he appears to have the ability to get a right strop on.

Originally posted by kevcvs57
God is not emotional are you sure robbie, he appears to have the ability to get a right strop on.

I said sentimental dear Kev, sentimental, not emotional.