1. is no semi-colon
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    17 Nov '09 08:11
    Jesus superpowers:

    bringing people back from the dead;
    rising from the dead (takes three days);
    turning water into wine;
    healing leprosy and blindness;
    exorcising demons;
    multiplying bread and fishes;
    walking on water;
    powerful dad;


    Spidey superpowers:

    shooting web from wrists to tangle up opponents, and also to get around in skyscraper environment;
    'spider-sense' for detecting unseen danger;
    clinging to walls, ceilings etc.;
    making wisecracks during fights;

    i think it would be a close thing, but maybe Jesus would have an edge.
  2. Standard memberBosse de Nage
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    17 Nov '09 08:16
    Originally posted by Blackamp
    Jesus superpowers:

    bringing people back from the dead;
    rising from the dead (takes three days);
    turning water into wine;
    healing leprosy and blindness;
    exorcising demons;
    multiplying bread and fishes;
    walking on water;
    powerful dad;


    Spidey superpowers:

    shooting web from wrists to tangle up opponents, and also to get around in skyscraper e ...[text shortened]... racks during fights;

    i think it would be a close thing, but maybe Jesus would have an edge.
    What would they be fighting about?
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    17 Nov '09 08:16
    Originally posted by Blackamp
    Jesus superpowers:

    bringing people back from the dead;
    rising from the dead (takes three days);
    turning water into wine;
    healing leprosy and blindness;
    exorcising demons;
    multiplying bread and fishes;
    walking on water;
    powerful dad;


    Spidey superpowers:

    shooting web from wrists to tangle up opponents, and also to get around in skyscraper e ...[text shortened]... racks during fights;

    i think it would be a close thing, but maybe Jesus would have an edge.
    topics like this are retarded when even when you compare chuck norris and bruce lee. but when you compare a pacifist with a geek kid you really go to new heights of stupidity.


    how about winnie the pooh vs Sarah palin?
    the michelin mascot vs attila the hun?
    snickers vs mars?
  4. Donationrwingett
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    17 Nov '09 12:36
    What I want to know is who would win in the ultimate catfight, Emma Goldman or Ayn Rand? My money is on Goldman by a knockout. Rand is too much of a lightweight.
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    17 Nov '09 13:121 edit
    Originally posted by rwingett
    What I want to know is who would win in the ultimate catfight, Emma Goldman or Ayn Rand? My money is on Goldman by a knockout. Rand is too much of a lightweight.
    The problem with Rand is that no matter how many times you knock her out cold, she always seems to come back for more.

    Just like Marx, actually.
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    17 Nov '09 13:15
    Originally posted by Palynka
    The problem with Rand is that no matter how many times you knock her out cold, she always seems to come back for more.

    Just like Marx, actually.
    http://reason.com/archives/2009/11/10/will-everyone-please-stop-frea [king about about Ayn Rand]
  7. is no semi-colon
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    17 Nov '09 14:09
    Originally posted by Zahlanzi
    topics like this are retarded when even when you compare chuck norris and bruce lee.
    obviously it's retarded to compare Chuck with anybody in the universe, because CHUCK NORRIS CANNOT BE DEFEATED!!!
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    17 Nov '09 14:14
    Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
    What would they be fighting about?
    i could see them getting into a stoush over whose football team is better.

    who would Jesus support? and Spidey?
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    17 Nov '09 14:18
    Originally posted by Blackamp
    obviously it's retarded to compare Chuck with anybody in the universe, because CHUCK NORRIS CANNOT BE DEFEATED!!!
    Not true. Bruce Lee defeated Chuck Norris. 😛
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    17 Nov '09 14:18
    Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
    http://reason.com/archives/2009/11/10/will-everyone-please-stop-frea [king about about Ayn Rand]
    Harumph! Please try to stay on topic, BDN. Believe the question was, 'Who would win in a battle between Jesus and Spiderman?'


    Jesus superpowers:

    bringing people back from the dead;
    rising from the dead (takes three days);
    turning water into wine;
    healing leprosy and blindness;
    exorcising demons;
    multiplying bread and fishes;
    walking on water;
    powerful dad;


    Spidey superpowers:

    shooting web from wrists to tangle up opponents, and also to get around in skyscraper environment;
    'spider-sense' for detecting unseen danger;
    clinging to walls, ceilings etc.;
    making wisecracks during fights;

    i think it would be a close thing, but maybe Jesus would have an edge.


    😀
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    17 Nov '09 16:47
    Originally posted by Blackamp
    Jesus superpowers:

    bringing people back from the dead;
    rising from the dead (takes three days);
    turning water into wine;
    healing leprosy and blindness;
    exorcising demons;
    multiplying bread and fishes;
    walking on water;
    powerful dad;


    Spidey superpowers:

    shooting web from wrists to tangle up opponents, and also to get around in skyscraper e ...[text shortened]... racks during fights;

    i think it would be a close thing, but maybe Jesus would have an edge.
    I gotta go with home field advantage on this one. Spidey wins in New York; Jesus wins in the ancient Middle East.
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    17 Nov '09 19:161 edit
    Originally posted by Blackamp
    'Who would win in a battle between Jesus and Spiderman?'
    Online or OTB?
  13. Donationrwingett
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    17 Nov '09 21:30
    Originally posted by Palynka
    The problem with Rand is that no matter how many times you knock her out cold, she always seems to come back for more.

    Just like Marx, actually.
    May we be rid of them both.
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    18 Nov '09 12:11
    Originally posted by Badwater
    Not true. Bruce Lee defeated Chuck Norris. 😛
    that wasn't really Chuck. that was a robot made to look like Chuck, so it doesn't count.
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    18 Nov '09 12:12
    Originally posted by rwingett
    May we be rid of them both.
    and Bakunin?
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