Jesus superpowers:
bringing people back from the dead;
rising from the dead (takes three days);
turning water into wine;
healing leprosy and blindness;
exorcising demons;
multiplying bread and fishes;
walking on water;
powerful dad;
Spidey superpowers:
shooting web from wrists to tangle up opponents, and also to get around in skyscraper environment;
'spider-sense' for detecting unseen danger;
clinging to walls, ceilings etc.;
making wisecracks during fights;
i think it would be a close thing, but maybe Jesus would have an edge.
Originally posted by BlackampWhat would they be fighting about?
Jesus superpowers:
bringing people back from the dead;
rising from the dead (takes three days);
turning water into wine;
healing leprosy and blindness;
exorcising demons;
multiplying bread and fishes;
walking on water;
powerful dad;
Spidey superpowers:
shooting web from wrists to tangle up opponents, and also to get around in skyscraper e ...[text shortened]... racks during fights;
i think it would be a close thing, but maybe Jesus would have an edge.
Originally posted by Blackamptopics like this are retarded when even when you compare chuck norris and bruce lee. but when you compare a pacifist with a geek kid you really go to new heights of stupidity.
Jesus superpowers:
bringing people back from the dead;
rising from the dead (takes three days);
turning water into wine;
healing leprosy and blindness;
exorcising demons;
multiplying bread and fishes;
walking on water;
powerful dad;
Spidey superpowers:
shooting web from wrists to tangle up opponents, and also to get around in skyscraper e ...[text shortened]... racks during fights;
i think it would be a close thing, but maybe Jesus would have an edge.
how about winnie the pooh vs Sarah palin?
the michelin mascot vs attila the hun?
snickers vs mars?
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Originally posted by rwingettThe problem with Rand is that no matter how many times you knock her out cold, she always seems to come back for more.
What I want to know is who would win in the ultimate catfight, Emma Goldman or Ayn Rand? My money is on Goldman by a knockout. Rand is too much of a lightweight.
Just like Marx, actually.
Originally posted by Bosse de NageHarumph! Please try to stay on topic, BDN. Believe the question was, 'Who would win in a battle between Jesus and Spiderman?'
http://reason.com/archives/2009/11/10/will-everyone-please-stop-frea [king about about Ayn Rand]
Jesus superpowers:
bringing people back from the dead;
rising from the dead (takes three days);
turning water into wine;
healing leprosy and blindness;
exorcising demons;
multiplying bread and fishes;
walking on water;
powerful dad;
Spidey superpowers:
shooting web from wrists to tangle up opponents, and also to get around in skyscraper environment;
'spider-sense' for detecting unseen danger;
clinging to walls, ceilings etc.;
making wisecracks during fights;
i think it would be a close thing, but maybe Jesus would have an edge.
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Originally posted by BlackampI gotta go with home field advantage on this one. Spidey wins in New York; Jesus wins in the ancient Middle East.
Jesus superpowers:
bringing people back from the dead;
rising from the dead (takes three days);
turning water into wine;
healing leprosy and blindness;
exorcising demons;
multiplying bread and fishes;
walking on water;
powerful dad;
Spidey superpowers:
shooting web from wrists to tangle up opponents, and also to get around in skyscraper e ...[text shortened]... racks during fights;
i think it would be a close thing, but maybe Jesus would have an edge.
