Jesus would be a Republican

Originally posted by @eladar
Here is the proof...

Matthew 13

Whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them.

Wait.....wut?

I thought Jesus was a Marxist and wanted to empower the state to take care of the poor.

Separation of church and state? I don't think so.

Burn those heretics!!! 😠

Originally posted by @eladar
Here is the proof...

Matthew 13

Whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them.

Are you admitting that Republicans are all about taking from the poor and giving to the rich, sort of like a reverse Robin Hood?

Originally posted by @js357
...and one cookbook.

"To Serve Man"

Originally posted by @suzianne
Are you admitting that Republicans are all about taking from the poor and giving to the rich, sort of like a reverse Robin Hood?

Some Republicans. Unlike the Democrats, Republicans are not a monolithic group.

Originally posted by @eladar
Some Republicans. Unlike the Democrats, Republicans are not a monolithic group.

Not only do you not get it, you don't care if you don't get it.

Originally posted by @suzianne
Not only do you not get it, you don't care if you don't get it.

I can see why you'd think that is so. You are too blinded by hate and evil to see. I understand.

Originally posted by @suzianne
"To Serve Man"

But where is the right to serve?

The state should be required to pay Jesus to serve all of our needs.

Originally posted by @whodey
But where is the right to serve?

The state should be required to pay Jesus to serve all of our needs.

It was a Twilight Zone reference.

Originally posted by @whodey
But where is the right to serve?

The state should be required to pay Jesus to serve all of our needs.

The state is prevented from sponsoring a religion by the US Constitution.

Originally posted by @eladar
It was a Twilight Zone reference.

I remember that one too.

Originally posted by @eladar
Here is the proof...

Matthew 13

Whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them.

I don't think Jesus would join a party, but he would vote for the party that would most closely be aligned with his will.
And before anyone jumps to conclusions, he can distinguish between the real poor and the lazy. He would also not break civil law and tell people to go into a country illegally.

Originally posted by @checkbaiter
I don't think Jesus would join a party, but he would vote for the party that would most closely be aligned with his will.
And before anyone jumps to conclusions, he can distinguish between the real poor and the lazy. He would also not break civil law and tell people to go into a country illegally.

You think Jesus would choose the lesser of two evils? If you do that you choose evil.

Originally posted by @eladar
You think Jesus would choose the lesser of two evils? If you do that you choose evil.

What would you call a "no vote"? I think it would be worse.

Originally posted by @checkbaiter
What would you call a "no vote"? I think it would be worse.

I would call a no vote letting the dead worry about Caesar.

Originally posted by @eladar
I would call a no vote letting the dead worry about Caesar.

So you believe Christians should not vote?