So this student was in science class in public school as she was learning about whales. The teacher began to talk about the eating habits of whales. The student raised her hand and said, "Jonah in the Bible had been swallowed by a whale". Annoyed, the teacher smirked at the child and said, "Well first of all, the Bible has no business being cited in a science class. Second of all, I can assure you, that never happened. A whales mouth and throat are far too small to accommodate the size of a man".
The child then sank back into her chair as a small tear began to run down her face. She then remained silent the rest of class and thought for a while. But at the end of the class she inexplicably she raised her hand once again. The teacher called upon her sensing she was ready to move in for the kill. The girl said, "Well the Bible says that Jonah was swallowed by a whale, and the Bible is true, so it must be true. When I get to heaven I will ask him about it". With an evil smirk the teacher retorted, "Assuming the Bible is true, what makes you so sure you will talk to Jonah when you get to heaven? Maybe Jonah went to hell", to which the child replied, "Ok........in that case, you can ask him about it".