Man Wants to Marry a Goat

Originally posted by Rajk999
The guy has had the goat from birth. He has fed, housed and cared for the goat all of the goats life and the goat has no one else. Plus neighbours have often seen them having loving intercourse in the fields at night. That must be mutual love.

Swap "goat" with "someone else's 6 year old kid", and check your demonstration of consent and comprehension is adequate. Perhaps I'm missing something but I find it somewhat dubious

Originally posted by Agerg
Swap "goat" with "someone else's 6 year old kid", and check your demonstration of consent and comprehension is adequate. I find it somewhat dubious

Excuse me? No swapping. This is about a mature female goat of marriageable age.

Originally posted by Rajk999
Excuse me? No swapping. This is about a mature female goat of marriageable age.

Please demonstrate that a marriageable age for goats has actually been formally defined (either by humans or goats)!

Originally posted by Agerg
Please demonstrate that a marriageable age for goats has actually been formally defined (either by humans or goats)!

I dont even have to google that. All mammals come into heat at a certain age and that is the age in the animal world at which they are considered adult.

Originally posted by Rajk999
I dont even have to google that. All mammals come into heat at a certain age and that is the age in the animal world at which they are considered adult.

Marriage is more than intercourse between two creatures (not necessarily of the same type of course). It is a lifelong* contract between the same two creatures - with liabilities and responsibilities on both sides.

You have not yet demonstrated that there exists even one goat (or authoritative human) that has, with due care and consideration, formally set down an age at which a typical goat should be deemed fit to enter into such a contract. Care to try again?


* acknowledging divorce of course

Originally posted by Agerg
Marriage is more than intercourse between two creatures (not necessarily of the same type of course). It is a lifelong* contract between the same two creatures - with liabilities and responsibilities on both sides.

You have not yet demonstrated that there exists even one goat (or authoritative human) that has, with due care and consideration, formally set d ...[text shortened]... med fit to enter into such a contract. Care to try again?


* acknowledging divorce of course

The point is that people can find ways around that. Once you open the floodgates of gay marriages the fear of many was that the entire institution of marriage would be different and those who are attracted to animals [and there are such people] would lobby for further change to include their taste.

Originally posted by Rajk999
Of course he is discriminated against. He cannot go to parties with his beloved goat or take her to the mall and try on clothes shoes etc. Its a shame.

He is discriminated against?

You mean other people can take their goats to the mall?

Originally posted by Rajk999
I dont even have to google that. All mammals come into heat at a certain age and that is the age in the animal world at which they are considered adult.

You answer a question about marriageable age with an answer about coming into heat!

... And you think gay marriage will demean your sacred institution! 🙄

Originally posted by wolfgang59
He is discriminated against?

You mean other people can take their goats to the mall?

People can take their wives or gay partners to the mall. Why cant he take his goat to the mall as well?

Originally posted by sonship
A wedding dress has been picked out for the goat.
What do you all think ? The man has been infatuated with the animal for a long time. He says it is nothing sexual though. Hmm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1M1a9fAv1k

Are we "phobic" for frowning upon "species orientation" and human / beast marriages ?

What do I think?

I think that what you look up on youtube on your own spare time is your business. 😛

Originally posted by Rajk999
People can take their wives or gay partners to the mall. Why cant he take his goat to the mall as well?

Perhaps because no livestock is allowed?

Why do you make the bizarre comparison of goats with wives?

Its like a terroist complaining that he is not allowed to take a bomb on a
plane when other passengers are allowed their electronic devices. ... In fact
it is less logical than that!

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Perhaps because no livestock is allowed?

Why do you make the bizarre comparison of goats with wives?

Its like a terroist complaining that he is not allowed to take a bomb on a
plane when other passengers are allowed their electronic devices. ... In fact
it is [b]less logical than that![/b]

Did you read the opening post? A man wants to marry a goat. Therefore the goat will become his wife and should be entitled to all the privileges of a human wife.

Originally posted by Rajk999
As is the case with homosexuality .. both men are to be executed. Two verses before yours;

Lev 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Yes, I was aware of that, and have argued the question of homosexuality in the Torah before. I was alluding to the primitive notion that the animal could somehow be to blame—I was being ironic.

Originally posted by Rajk999
Did you read the opening post? A man wants to marry a goat. Therefore the goat will become his wife and should be entitled to all the privileges of a human wife.

I tell you what; go back a few posts and try and answer some of the questions I have posed. Then look up the meaning of the word "therefore",
then maybe we can have an adult conversation.

Maybe...

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Perhaps because no livestock is allowed?

Why do you make the bizarre comparison of goats with wives?

Its like a terroist complaining that he is not allowed to take a bomb on a
plane when other passengers are allowed their electronic devices. ... In fact
it is [b]less logical than that![/b]

he is trolling you.


he insists on continuing to make a mockery of this thread because that is all he and sonship are capable of doing. they cannot form a valid and coherent thought.


people like them cannot grasp the notion that it's none of their fukin bussiness who enters into a marriage, that it doesn't affect any of their rights, privileges or obligations, and that people should be allowed to spend their short lives with whomever they bloody choose. and yes, were goats given citizen status, goats would be among the possible someone with whom to spend your life, if it makes you happy.


we won't be able to see these homophobic fossils much longer. they are quickly going extinct.