and you are a douchebag for belittling gay people
Maybe you see it that way. But I firmly believe that "gay people" are made in the image of God
(Gen. 1:26,27). I believe that when I look at a "gay" man or woman they remind me of
God in something in their inner being. That I think is a emblem of supreme dignity.
I also believe that Christ died for "gay" people and that the redemptive blood he shed for me is exactly the same blood He shed for homosexuals.
So I affirm the preciousness of all men and women according to God's creation and Christ's redemption. From what I have seen quite a few advocates of unbridled human passion and lust teach that men are only shaved apes.
So I would argue that Christian doctrine does more for the dignity of all men, gay or straight much more than the animalism of Darwinists.
But to be fair, my delivery in the OP probably was a little tainted with sarcasm which is not really expressive of Agape love.