05 Jun 14
If you could be married in heaven why would you want 19 virgins when after about 11 minutes they're probably not going to be virgins anymore? Why not be married to who your wife was on Earth for all eternity in heaven? Whereas in the Christian-believes Jesus is the groom the believers are the bride so that's how a marriage would be in heaven, you're not married to your in heaven. And just think the talk is always about us honoring and worshiping God in heaven for all eternity but if where the bride-technically everyone goes to weddings to look at the bride so could you imagine Jesus's response to seeing his bride coming down the aisle!
05 Jun 14
Originally posted by RBHILLIt might only take you 11 minutes...
If you could be married in heaven why would you want 19 virgins when after about 11 minutes they're probably not going to be virgins anymore? Why not be married to who your wife was on Earth for all eternity in heaven? Whereas in the Christian-believes Jesus is the groom the believers are the bride so that's how a marriage would be in heaven, you're not marri ...[text shortened]... ok at the bride so could you imagine Jesus's response to seeing his bride coming down the aisle!
05 Jun 14
Originally posted by RBHILLWell obviously if you had 19 virgins to last eternity you would ration
If you could be married in heaven why would you want 19 virgins when after about 11 minutes they're probably not going to be virgins anymore? Why not be married to who your wife was on Earth for all eternity in heaven? Whereas in the Christian-believes Jesus is the groom the believers are the bride so that's how a marriage would be in heaven, you're not marri ...[text shortened]... ok at the bride so could you imagine Jesus's response to seeing his bride coming down the aisle!
yourself. Only start on number 2 when 1/19th through eternity.
05 Jun 14
Originally posted by RBHILLWhat are you talking about?
If you could be married in heaven why would you want 19 virgins when after about 11 minutes they're probably not going to be virgins anymore? Why not be married to who your wife was on Earth for all eternity in heaven? Whereas in the Christian-believes Jesus is the groom the believers are the bride so that's how a marriage would be in heaven, you're not marri ...[text shortened]... ok at the bride so could you imagine Jesus's response to seeing his bride coming down the aisle!
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05 Jun 14
Originally posted by wolfgang59Yeah, but after the first few aeons they will probably just start having sex
Well obviously if you had 19 virgins to last eternity you would ration
yourself. Only start on number 2 when 1/19th through eternity.
with each other just for something to do...
05 Jun 14
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Originally posted by wolfgang59Well even if you used one of the 19 for a 1000 years of your eternity she still not a virgin after the first time, same thing as using them all up. 😉. And why would you want a virgin anyways wouldn't you want someone who has experience!
Well obviously if you had 19 virgins to last eternity you would ration
yourself. Only start on number 2 when 1/19th through eternity.
05 Jun 14
Originally posted by RBHILLI think the conversation is going to devolve from here on.... Just a guess.
Well even if you used one of the 19 for a 1000 years of your eternity she still not a virgin after the first time, same thing as using them all up. 😉. And why would you want a virgin anyways wouldn't you want someone who has experience!
06 Jun 14
Originally posted by RBHILLVirgins get better with use.
Well even if you used one of the 19 for a 1000 years of your eternity she still not a virgin after the first time, same thing as using them all up. 😉. And why would you want a virgin anyways wouldn't you want someone who has experience!
Always choose an experienced virgin over an inexperienced.