1. Standard memberRBHILL
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    05 Jun '14 20:47
    If you could be married in heaven why would you want 19 virgins when after about 11 minutes they're probably not going to be virgins anymore? Why not be married to who your wife was on Earth for all eternity in heaven? Whereas in the Christian-believes Jesus is the groom the believers are the bride so that's how a marriage would be in heaven, you're not married to your in heaven. And just think the talk is always about us honoring and worshiping God in heaven for all eternity but if where the bride-technically everyone goes to weddings to look at the bride so could you imagine Jesus's response to seeing his bride coming down the aisle!
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    05 Jun '14 21:01
    Originally posted by RBHILL
    If you could be married in heaven why would you want 19 virgins when after about 11 minutes they're probably not going to be virgins anymore? Why not be married to who your wife was on Earth for all eternity in heaven? Whereas in the Christian-believes Jesus is the groom the believers are the bride so that's how a marriage would be in heaven, you're not marri ...[text shortened]... ok at the bride so could you imagine Jesus's response to seeing his bride coming down the aisle!
    It might only take you 11 minutes...
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    05 Jun '14 21:09
    Originally posted by divegeester
    It might only take you 11 minutes...
    Too... Many... Jokes...
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    05 Jun '14 21:31
    Originally posted by RBHILL
    If you could be married in heaven why would you want 19 virgins when after about 11 minutes they're probably not going to be virgins anymore? Why not be married to who your wife was on Earth for all eternity in heaven? Whereas in the Christian-believes Jesus is the groom the believers are the bride so that's how a marriage would be in heaven, you're not marri ...[text shortened]... ok at the bride so could you imagine Jesus's response to seeing his bride coming down the aisle!
    Well obviously if you had 19 virgins to last eternity you would ration
    yourself. Only start on number 2 when 1/19th through eternity.
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    05 Jun '14 23:20
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    Well obviously if you had 19 virgins to last eternity you would ration
    yourself. Only start on number 2 when 1/19th through eternity.
    lol, now this is witty.
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    05 Jun '14 23:22
    Originally posted by RBHILL
    If you could be married in heaven why would you want 19 virgins when after about 11 minutes they're probably not going to be virgins anymore? Why not be married to who your wife was on Earth for all eternity in heaven? Whereas in the Christian-believes Jesus is the groom the believers are the bride so that's how a marriage would be in heaven, you're not marri ...[text shortened]... ok at the bride so could you imagine Jesus's response to seeing his bride coming down the aisle!
    What are you talking about?

    You lost me at If...
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    05 Jun '14 23:26
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    Well obviously if you had 19 virgins to last eternity you would ration
    yourself. Only start on number 2 when 1/19th through eternity.
    Yeah, but after the first few aeons they will probably just start having sex
    with each other just for something to do...
  8. Standard memberRBHILL
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    05 Jun '14 23:341 edit
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    Well obviously if you had 19 virgins to last eternity you would ration
    yourself. Only start on number 2 when 1/19th through eternity.
    Well even if you used one of the 19 for a 1000 years of your eternity she still not a virgin after the first time, same thing as using them all up. 😉. And why would you want a virgin anyways wouldn't you want someone who has experience!
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    05 Jun '14 23:42
    Originally posted by RBHILL
    Well even if you used one of the 19 for a 1000 years of your eternity she still not a virgin after the first time, same thing as using them all up. 😉. And why would you want a virgin anyways wouldn't you want someone who has experience!
    I think the conversation is going to devolve from here on.... Just a guess.
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    06 Jun '14 00:12
    theres no better thread for a bit of tim minchin, the atheist jester. do they have tim minchin in america??


    YouTube&feature=kp
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    06 Jun '14 04:25
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    Well obviously if you had 19 virgins to last eternity you would ration
    yourself. Only start on number 2 when 1/19th through eternity.
    1/19 could also be written as 119 or 911.

    God exists.
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    06 Jun '14 04:27
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    What are you talking about?

    You lost me at If...
    You mean you got past the "getting through 19 virgins in 11 minutes" bit?
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    06 Jun '14 05:261 edit
    Originally posted by divegeester
    It might only take you 11 minutes...
    That allows over 30 seconds to get from one virgin to the next. Why waste so much time? Get it over, then you can get down to business.
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    06 Jun '14 07:01
    Originally posted by googlefudge
    Yeah, but after the first few aeons they will probably just start having sex
    with each other just for something to do...
    Depending on whose god is in charge ... or do they all permit lesbianism????
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    06 Jun '14 07:03
    Originally posted by RBHILL
    Well even if you used one of the 19 for a 1000 years of your eternity she still not a virgin after the first time, same thing as using them all up. 😉. And why would you want a virgin anyways wouldn't you want someone who has experience!
    Virgins get better with use.
    Always choose an experienced virgin over an inexperienced.
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