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God farts - hurricane

God pees - rain

God cries - snow

God sneezes - tornado

God takes a dump - earthquake/tidal wave

God vomits - floods

Hail stones are a mystery.

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Originally posted by Trev33
Hail stones are a mystery.
Bogeys. 😛

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Originally posted by mikelom
Bogeys. 😛
HA! 😀

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Originally posted by Trev33
God farts - hurricane

God pees - rain

God cries - snow

God sneezes - tornado

God takes a dump - earthquake/tidal wave

God vomits - floods

Hail stones are a mystery.
Gets mad - Your'e history!!!!

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And vulcanos?

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Originally posted by Thomaster
And vulcanos?
That's the devil's diarrhea.

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Originally posted by Trev33
God farts - hurricane

God pees - rain

God cries - snow

God sneezes - tornado

God takes a dump - earthquake/tidal wave

God vomits - floods

Hail stones are a mystery.
Very funny. Think hard, with your imagination you should be able to
come up with a good one for the hail stones. 😀

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Originally posted by RJHinds
Very funny. Think hard, with your imagination you should be able to
come up with a good one for the hail stones. 😀
Bogeys ? 😉

-m.

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Originally posted by galveston75
Gets mad - Your'e history!!!!
Naaaa.

He was mad when he made us. 😀

-m.

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Originally posted by RJHinds
Very funny. Think hard, with your imagination you should be able to
come up with a good one for the hail stones. 😀
God picks his nose and flicks it - hail stones.

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Originally posted by Trev33
God picks his nose and flicks it - hail stones.
Nah man, that's dandruff.

When he picks his nose and flings it, its my ex-girlie on the wagon.

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Originally posted by mikelom
Bogeys. 😛
I was going to say popping zits but yours is better

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Originally posted by Trev33
God farts - hurricane

God pees - rain

God cries - snow

God sneezes - tornado

God takes a dump - earthquake/tidal wave

God vomits - floods

Hail stones are a mystery.
Hail stones are in no way a mystery!!!

"Hail is a form of solid precipitation. It consists of balls or irregular lumps of ice, each of which is referred to as a hail stone. Hail stones on Earth consist mostly of frozen god pee and measure between 5 millimetres (0.20 in) and 200 millimetres (7.9 in) in diameter, with the larger stones coming from severe thunderstorms"

http://en.wikipedia.org/waki/Hail