1. Not Kansas
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    13 Nov '05 05:03
    Originally posted by RBHILL
    The ink ran out.
    LOL
  2. Standard memberNemesio
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    13 Nov '05 05:51
    Originally posted by KneverKnight
    Yes.
    What if all we knew about Nemesio was RB Hill's brief book?
    One might conclude that Nemesio was a man of few words.
    This is how mistakes happen.
    LMAO!
  3. London
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    14 Nov '05 21:56
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    RB, I am wondering if you could write some scripture for others on the site like myself.
    I'm interested to see what the Book of LH looks like:

    1. I am Catholic.
    2. Therefore I am not Christian...
  4. Donationkirksey957
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    14 Nov '05 22:01
    Originally posted by lucifershammer
    I'm interested to see what the Book of LH looks like:

    1. I am Catholic.
    2. Therefore I am not Christian...
    Hopefully he will be more concise as he was with Nemesio. Mine was horrible and I was frankly disappointed.

    Yours should say : You pray to idols, You pray to Mary. You get raped by pediophile priests. See you in hell, loser.
  5. Standard memberColetti
    W.P. Extraordinaire
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    14 Nov '05 23:33
    Originally posted by Nemesio
    I'd reveal more to you, but your head would blow up.
    what a rush! 😵
  6. Standard memberNemesio
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    15 Nov '05 01:57
    Originally posted by lucifershammer
    I'm interested to see what the Book of LH looks like:

    1. I am Catholic.
    2. Therefore I am not Christian...
    Yours is an epistle.

    A reading from the Epistle of LH to the RHPians:

    1:1-1:5: Woe to you RHPians, ye who fail to adhere to the practice
    of acknowledging Mary as co-redemptrix! Ye who do not kneel
    before the Mother of the Universe shall be stricken with leporsy.
    And woe to you RHPians, ye who deny the existence of purgatory.
    Pray to your dead that they may become like God! And, woe
    especially to you who drink aught but 'spiritual wine,' for without
    getting drunk on the Blood of the Savior, you will be damned
    forever, nashing your teeth and spiritually whining!

    Or some such nonsensical concoction.
  7. London
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    15 Nov '05 02:44
    Originally posted by Nemesio
    Yours is an epistle.

    A reading from the Epistle of LH to the RHPians:

    1:1-1:5: Woe to you RHPians, ye who fail to adhere to the practice
    of acknowledging Mary as co-redemptrix! Ye who do not kneel
    before the Mother of the Universe shall be stricken with leporsy.
    And woe to you RHPians, ye who deny the existence of purgatory.
    Pray to your dead th ...[text shortened]... ed
    forever, nashing your teeth and spiritually whining!

    Or some such nonsensical concoction.
    If we're going to make it an Epistle, we must start it right:

    "From Lucifer's Hammer, a poster appointed not by human beings nor through any chess engine but by Jesus Christ and Russ the site-admin, to the faithful and faithless of RHP etc."
  8. Standard memberNemesio
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    15 Nov '05 05:17
    Originally posted by lucifershammer
    If we're going to make it an Epistle, we must start it right:

    "From Lucifer's Hammer, a poster appointed not by human beings nor through any chess engine but by Jesus Christ and Russ the site-admin, to the faithful and faithless of RHP etc."
    LMAO!
  9. England
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    15 Nov '05 16:50
    Originally posted by kirksey957
    RB, I am wondering if you could write some scripture for others on the site like myself.
    kirksey 957 1.1 speaks without words. 1.2 will change his apearance regular. 1.3 with white women often. 1.4 will be known to many yet stranger to everyone 1.5
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