Originally posted by lucifershammerHopefully he will be more concise as he was with Nemesio. Mine was horrible and I was frankly disappointed.
I'm interested to see what the Book of LH looks like:
1. I am Catholic.
2. Therefore I am not Christian...
Yours should say : You pray to idols, You pray to Mary. You get raped by pediophile priests. See you in hell, loser.
Originally posted by lucifershammerYours is an epistle.
I'm interested to see what the Book of LH looks like:
1. I am Catholic.
2. Therefore I am not Christian...
A reading from the Epistle of LH to the RHPians:
1:1-1:5: Woe to you RHPians, ye who fail to adhere to the practice
of acknowledging Mary as co-redemptrix! Ye who do not kneel
before the Mother of the Universe shall be stricken with leporsy.
And woe to you RHPians, ye who deny the existence of purgatory.
Pray to your dead that they may become like God! And, woe
especially to you who drink aught but 'spiritual wine,' for without
getting drunk on the Blood of the Savior, you will be damned
forever, nashing your teeth and spiritually whining!
Or some such nonsensical concoction.
Originally posted by NemesioIf we're going to make it an Epistle, we must start it right:
Yours is an epistle.
A reading from the Epistle of LH to the RHPians:
1:1-1:5: Woe to you RHPians, ye who fail to adhere to the practice
of acknowledging Mary as co-redemptrix! Ye who do not kneel
before the Mother of the Universe shall be stricken with leporsy.
And woe to you RHPians, ye who deny the existence of purgatory.
Pray to your dead th ...[text shortened]... ed
forever, nashing your teeth and spiritually whining!
Or some such nonsensical concoction.
"From Lucifer's Hammer, a poster appointed not by human beings nor through any chess engine but by Jesus Christ and Russ the site-admin, to the faithful and faithless of RHP etc."