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... for simpletons like me. i might call it simpletonism. here it is, the "bible" of my religion: there exists God(s), worship him/her/them and thou shall be saved. because i do not care if it is the muslim God, the jewish God, the christian God or the flying spaghetti monster, or ALL of them. the only thing i believe is God(s) exist(s) so i worship him/her/them so i will be saved. it ends all debates of which God is the real God, for me anyways. but if you do not believe in God(s) then idc.

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
... for simpletons like me. i might call it simpletonism. here it is, the "bible" of my religion: there exists God(s), worship him/her/them and thou shall be saved. because i do not care if it is the muslim God, the jewish God, the christian God or the flying spaghetti monster, or ALL of them. the only thing i believe is God(s) exist(s) so i worship hi ...[text shortened]... es of which God is the real God, for me anyways. but if you do not believe in God(s) then idc.
Saved from what exactly? I can't help but suspiciously wait for the bit that relies upon some form of scripture

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Originally posted by Agerg
Saved from what exactly? I can't help but suspiciously wait for the bit that relies upon some form of scripture
God(s) created you, be thankful

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
God(s) created you, be thankful
Why?

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
... for simpletons like me. i might call it simpletonism. here it is, the "bible" of my religion: there exists God(s), worship him/her/them and thou shall be saved. because i do not care if it is the muslim God, the jewish God, the christian God or the flying spaghetti monster, or ALL of them. the only thing i believe is God(s) exist(s) so i worship hi ...[text shortened]... es of which God is the real God, for me anyways. but if you do not believe in God(s) then idc.
What God(s)?

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What about the evil God(s) that is/are going to sentence you to eternal damnation for worshipping him/her/them?

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Originally posted by GregM
What about the evil God(s) that is/are going to sentence you to eternal damnation for worshipping him/her/them?
there is no such thing

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Originally posted by josephw
What God(s)?
idk, there are too many books that claim to be the word of God to choose just one and hope its right

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Originally posted by Starrman
Why?
if you are not happy to be alive then you can end it yourself

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Originally posted by Agerg
Saved from what exactly? I can't help but suspiciously wait for the bit that relies upon some form of scripture
saved from nothing, but i just wanted it to sound like a real religion so i copied the bible lol. in this religion, you are not forced to worship; you worship if you want to.

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
if you are not happy to be alive then you can end it yourself
So I presume suicide is ok in your new religion? What about killing people because you know in advance they and you will be going to some heaven?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
So I presume suicide is ok in your new religion? What about killing people because you know in advance they and you will be going to some heaven?
idk what God would say about either of those.

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
if you are not happy to be alive then you can end it yourself
I am happy, but why exactly should I be thankful?

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
there is no such thing
Sure there is. Hades isn't too nice.

You can't just assume that God(s) is/are benevolent, especially if you're going to worship "ALL of them"!

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
idk, there are too many books that claim to be the word of God to choose just one and hope its right
Then there is no hope.

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