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Nipples!

Why have men got nipples?

Because in the womb our sex is one of the last things to be determined. Fact.

So if God created us why could he not make up his mind even what
sex were going to be until the last moment.

Surely this God who knows everything and sees everthing would know
what sex he was creating.

And if he does why give men totally superfluous nipples?

Because sometime in our past the males too suckled our children.
Never read nothing about that in the Bible and anyway you lot don't
allow the theory of evolution.

Our sex is determined by chance?

Jesus had nipples.

So it was 50/50 on the son of God being the daughter of God.
God is a gambler, is that what you are saying?

Adam had a belly button, where did that come from?

And don't say Adam never had a belly button.

God created us all in his image (the Bible tells us so).
So if we have a belly button then God must have a belly button.
So who was this freak running around the Garden of Eden with a
fig leaf covering his private parts and no belly button?

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i think i will get a red canvas awning for my cafe.

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
Nipples!

Why have men got nipples?

Because in the womb our sex is one of the last things to be determined. Fact.

So if God created us why could he not make up his mind even what
sex were going to be until the last moment.

Surely this God who knows everything and sees everthing would know
what sex he was creating.

And if he does why give ...[text shortened]... ng around the Garden of Eden with a
fig leaf covering his private parts and no belly button?
No rant on nipples can be considered complete without discussing supernumerary nipples. Inadvertent oversight?

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Genesis 1:27, 'So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.' The original Adam was created male and female. Genesis 2:20-24, 'But for Adam no suitable helper was found. So God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep...then the Lord God made a woman from the rib he had taken out of the man...The man said, 'This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called 'woman,' for she was taken out of man. For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh.'
In Christian religious text, therefore, male and female are the one creation.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
i think i will get a red canvas awning for my cafe.
Happy hour for people with nipples, I hope.

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
Nipples!

Why have men got nipples?

Because in the womb our sex is one of the last things to be determined. Fact.

So if God created us why could he not make up his mind even what
sex were going to be until the last moment.

Surely this God who knows everything and sees everthing would know
what sex he was creating.

And if he does why give ng around the Garden of Eden with a
fig leaf covering his private parts and no belly button?
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Nipples!

Why have men got nipples?
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Aesthetic reasons perhaps. Reasons of a sense of beauty in the mind of our Creator. Nipples on men may be a link to remind men and women of the intrinsic relationship they have in common.

Nipples keep the male component of the race humble. The male is not totally independent from the female. We are both out of the same Designer.

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Because in the womb our sex is one of the last things to be determined. Fact.

So if God created us why could he not make up his mind even what
sex were going to be until the last moment.
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It is a question loaded with the assumption that God was wishy washy and could not make a decision about something. This assumption I think is absurd.

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Surely this God who knows everything and sees everthing would know
what sex he was creating.

And if he does why give men totally superfluous nipples?
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Still the assumption is that God was confused and indecisive.

I think nipples on men is an aesthetic bond of design between males and females.

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Because sometime in our past the males too suckled our children.
Never read nothing about that in the Bible and anyway you lot don't
allow the theory of evolution.
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I don't think you'll read anywhere about males suckling children.
I don't think such a thing is in memory of any culture.

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Our sex is determined by chance?

Jesus had nipples.

So it was 50/50 on the son of God being the daughter of God.
God is a gambler, is that what you are saying?

Adam had a belly button, where did that come from?

And don't say Adam never had a belly button.

God created us all in his image (the Bible tells us so).
So if we have a belly button then God must have a belly button.
So who was this freak running around the Garden of Eden with a
fig leaf covering his private parts and no belly button?

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I usually feel sorry for people whose minds take flight like this upon reading the word of God.

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
Nipples!

Why have men got nipples?

Because in the womb our sex is one of the last things to be determined. Fact.

So if God created us why could he not make up his mind even what
sex were going to be until the last moment.

Surely this God who knows everything and sees everthing would know
what sex he was creating.

And if he does why give ...[text shortened]... ng around the Garden of Eden with a
fig leaf covering his private parts and no belly button?
Good point/subject.

I guess god created nipples (and I'm not saying a christian god did, but if he did) for the same reason as he created the clitoris.
What other use is there for a clitoris other than pleasure?
So perhaps it was created for our pleasure and nothing else(?)

Aren't all zygotes androngynous to a point where the zygote/foetus goes either one way or the other?

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Originally posted by jaywill
[b]============================
Nipples!

Why have men got nipples?
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Aesthetic reasons perhaps. Reasons of a sense of beauty in the mind of our Creator. Nipples on men may be a link to remind men and women of the intrinsic relationship they have in common.

Nipples keep the male component of the race hu ...[text shortened]... o come to the Bible only to come away with zany ideas as novelties are really to be pitied.[/b]
So what about THC receptors? Are they for aesthetics as well?

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Originally posted by karoly aczel
So what about THC receptors? Are they for aesthetics as well?
I don't know what THC receptors are.

What are they ?

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Originally posted by jaywill
I don't know what THC receptors are.

What are they ?
Tetrahydarcanbanol or THC (not sure of exact spelling) is the active ingredient in marijuana that gets you high.
Why would God put them (thc receptors) in our brains and spleens if smoking cannabis is wrong?

You know what I mean? Its not like alcohol which just "swishes "your brain cells to get you drunk.
We are born with these receptors within our bodies.

I think Proper Knob suggested that they were put there to test our faith, or some such.

You know what I'm on about now? Any ideas?

(BtW, I hope you are well , dear jaywill. 🙂 )

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Originally posted by greenpawn34
Nipples!

Why have men got nipples?

Because in the womb our sex is one of the last things to be determined. Fact.

So if God created us why could he not make up his mind even what
sex were going to be until the last moment.

Surely this God who knows everything and sees everthing would know
what sex he was creating.

And if he does why give ...[text shortened]... ng around the Garden of Eden with a
fig leaf covering his private parts and no belly button?
Our sex is not determined by chance, but by our karma.....chance plays no role in anything.

Why do men grow hair on their face.....because you then have choice between beard or no beard.

Why have men got nipples.....well if you want to have a sex change you can, and you have half the job already done, imagine a chest without them.

Also nipples are an aesthetic look as well...........just like eye brows and can you imagine a face without them.

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Originally posted by Dasa
Our sex is not determined by chance, but by our karma.....chance plays no role in anything.

Why do men grow hair on their face.....because you then have choice between beard or no beard.

Why have men got nipples.....well if you want to have a sex change you can, and you have half the job already done, imagine a chest without them.

Also nipples are an aesthetic look as well...........just like eye brows and can you imagine a face without them.
Not the best example. I've seen plenty of people shave their eyebrows for aesthetic reasons.

And I'm 36 and I dont have a choice to have a beard or not. I've never shaved in my life. Every now and then i trim a bit with scissors, but I cant grow a beard, maybe a fluffy goteee.....😀

"Well if you want a sex change you can, and you have half the job done already". ROFLMAO - as if that why god put them there 🙄.hahahaha. Thats classic 😀

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Originally posted by jaywill
[b]============================
Nipples!

Why have men got nipples?
=============================


Aesthetic reasons perhaps. Reasons of a sense of beauty in the mind of our Creator. Nipples on men may be a link to remind men and women of the intrinsic relationship they have in common.

Nipples keep the male component of the race hu ...[text shortened]... ually feel sorry for people whose minds take flight like this upon reading the word of God.[/b]
Aesthetic reasons perhaps. Reasons of a sense of beauty in the mind of our Creator. Nipples on men may be a link to remind men and women of the intrinsic relationship they have in common.

Nipples keep the male component of the race humble. The male is not totally independent from the female. We are both out of the same Designer.


Charming, but why gave god nipples to boars too?

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Originally posted by karoly aczel
Not the best example. I've seen plenty of people shave their eyebrows for aesthetic reasons.

And I'm 36 and I dont have a choice to have a beard or not. I've never shaved in my life. Every now and then i trim a bit with scissors, but I cant grow a beard, maybe a fluffy goteee.....😀

"Well if you want a sex change you can, and you have half the job done already". ROFLMAO - as if that why god put them there 🙄.hahahaha. Thats classic 😀
There all valid points.

How did god know we would want to build a super bomb and drop it on Hiroshima.....but we have all the ingredients to do it, and they have always been there.

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