To My Democratic Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2011 but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
To My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
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I wish I had thought of this.
Kelly
Originally posted by KellyJayYou left out the bit about the wars abroad. You should have said something like, "Although we are a peace loving group and detest war at any time, we understand the need to continue such wars that previous Republican administrations have heeped upon us." 😵
To My Democratic Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of yo ...[text shortened]... Christmas and a Happy New Year!
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I wish I had thought of this.
Kelly
Originally posted by whodeyI got this in my mail, I didn't add to or take away from the text.
You left out the bit about the wars abroad. You should have said something like, "Although we are a peace loving group and detest war at any time, we understand the need to continue such wars that previous Republican administrations have heeped upon us." 😵
I thought it was funny.
Kelly