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    26 Jun '07 16:27
    ....it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark!!!😉
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    28 Jun '07 12:111 edit
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    28 Jun '07 12:14
    Originally posted by Jay Joos
    ....it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark!!!😉
    According to the story he didn't build it because he was planning ahead or even thought that it was going to rain. He built it because he was ordered to by God.
    If God had planned ahead he would have simply stopped all those evil people from being born. Handing out free condoms would have gone a long way!
  4. Standard memberscottishinnz
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    28 Jun '07 14:34
    Originally posted by Jay Joos
    ....it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark!!!😉
    I'll start building one immediately shall I? Just in case?
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    28 Jun '07 16:01
    They never found the boat so how can you prove the ark or Noah even existed? Yours inquisitively.
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    28 Jun '07 16:27
    Originally posted by steponup
    They never found the boat so how can you prove the ark or Noah even existed? Yours inquisitively.
    Its a saying man....why are things taken so literally....
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    28 Jun '07 17:47
    Originally posted by Jay Joos
    ....it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark!!!😉
    I wonder what his wife said to him, when she walked out, in the middle of the desert, to find him building a big wooden boat.

    "Dear... why are you building a boat? In the desert?"
    "Well Hon, this big man in a dress came out of the clouds and told me it was gonna rain quite a bit and I need to save two of every kind of animal."

    Silence as the wind sweeps the desert. A long silence.

    "Uh Huh. So, you comin' in for your supper and meds then?"
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    29 Jun '07 09:30
    Originally posted by shavixmir
    I wonder what his wife said to him, when she walked out, in the middle of the desert, to find him building a big wooden boat.

    "Dear... why are you building a boat? In the desert?"
    "Well Hon, this big man in a dress came out of the clouds and told me it was gonna rain quite a bit and I need to save two of every kind of animal."

    Silence as the wind ...[text shortened]... he desert. A long silence.

    "Uh Huh. So, you comin' in for your supper and meds then?"
    Amusing Shav....Jesus would have giggled at that i reckon!!!
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