28 Jun 07
Originally posted by Jay JoosAccording to the story he didn't build it because he was planning ahead or even thought that it was going to rain. He built it because he was ordered to by God.
....it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark!!!😉
If God had planned ahead he would have simply stopped all those evil people from being born. Handing out free condoms would have gone a long way!
28 Jun 07
Originally posted by Jay JoosI wonder what his wife said to him, when she walked out, in the middle of the desert, to find him building a big wooden boat.
....it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark!!!😉
"Dear... why are you building a boat? In the desert?"
"Well Hon, this big man in a dress came out of the clouds and told me it was gonna rain quite a bit and I need to save two of every kind of animal."
Silence as the wind sweeps the desert. A long silence.
"Uh Huh. So, you comin' in for your supper and meds then?"
29 Jun 07
Originally posted by shavixmirAmusing Shav....Jesus would have giggled at that i reckon!!!
I wonder what his wife said to him, when she walked out, in the middle of the desert, to find him building a big wooden boat.
"Dear... why are you building a boat? In the desert?"
"Well Hon, this big man in a dress came out of the clouds and told me it was gonna rain quite a bit and I need to save two of every kind of animal."
Silence as the wind ...[text shortened]... he desert. A long silence.
"Uh Huh. So, you comin' in for your supper and meds then?"