Originally posted by Jay Joos
....it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark!!!
I wonder what his wife said to him, when she walked out, in the middle of the desert, to find him building a big wooden boat.
"Dear... why are you building a boat? In the desert?"
"Well Hon, this big man in a dress came out of the clouds and told me it was gonna rain quite a bit and I need to save two of every kind of animal."
Silence as the wind sweeps the desert. A long silence.
"Uh Huh. So, you comin' in for your supper and meds then?"