Preacher's wife so nasty

Preacher's wife so nasty, she used her cornrows to scrub the feet of Jesus.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Preacher's wife so nasty, she used her corn rows to scrub the feet of Jesus.

"corn rows"?

Preacher's wife so nasty, she couldn't even get Onan to spill any seed.

Preacher's wife so nasty, I'd rather endure the plague of locusts than sit by her in church.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Preacher's wife so nasty, I'd rather endure the plague of locusts than sit by her in church.

Love your neighbour!!

Preacher's wife so nasty, her feet stink worse than the burning brimstone of hell.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Preacher's wife so nasty, her feet stink worse than the burning brimstone of hell.

Why do you have to sit next to her??

Originally posted by yo its me
Why do you have to sit next to her??

Cause the preacher found out about all those preachers' wives jokes....

Originally posted by sonhouse
Cause the preacher found out about all those preachers' wives jokes....

Oh dear!! 🙂😀🙂

Preacher's wife so nasty she thought glossalalia meant a blowjob.

Preacher's wife so nasty that when they preach about giving it up with tithing she "gives it up."

Preacher's wife so nasty that when she bathed in the muddy Jordon River it parted.

Preacher's wife so nasty that when Jesus went to raise Lazarus it was actually her that they all smelled.

Originally posted by kirksey957
Preacher's wife so nasty she thought glossalalia meant a blowjob.

LOL. I'd put in a grinning smiley but it shows far more tooth than glossolalia really calls for, just like the preacher's wife.

Preacher's wife so nasty she couldn't even get into drunken Lot's pants.