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Preacher's wife so nasty

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Preacher's wife so nasty, she used her cornrows to scrub the feet of Jesus.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Preacher's wife so nasty, she used her corn rows to scrub the feet of Jesus.
"corn rows"?

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Preacher's wife so nasty, she couldn't even get Onan to spill any seed.

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Preacher's wife so nasty, I'd rather endure the plague of locusts than sit by her in church.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Preacher's wife so nasty, I'd rather endure the plague of locusts than sit by her in church.
Love your neighbour!!

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Preacher's wife so nasty, her feet stink worse than the burning brimstone of hell.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Preacher's wife so nasty, her feet stink worse than the burning brimstone of hell.
Why do you have to sit next to her??

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Originally posted by yo its me
Why do you have to sit next to her??
Cause the preacher found out about all those preachers' wives jokes....

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Cause the preacher found out about all those preachers' wives jokes....
Oh dear!! 🙂😀🙂

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Preacher's wife so nasty she thought glossalalia meant a blowjob.

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Preacher's wife so nasty that when they preach about giving it up with tithing she "gives it up."

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Preacher's wife so nasty that when she bathed in the muddy Jordon River it parted.

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Preacher's wife so nasty that when Jesus went to raise Lazarus it was actually her that they all smelled.

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Preacher's wife so nasty she thought glossalalia meant a blowjob.
LOL. I'd put in a grinning smiley but it shows far more tooth than glossolalia really calls for, just like the preacher's wife.

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Preacher's wife so nasty she couldn't even get into drunken Lot's pants.