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Quesidillas, the food of God?

Quesidillas, the food of God?

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Wholesome, nutritious and down right tasty, quesidillas have it all. Here is my question if God were alive today, what would he eat? Would he have to eat? You decide.

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He'd probably eat matza and pastrami. He's a Jew, right?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
He'd probably eat matza and pastrami. He's a Jew, right?
The Triune God isn't a human therefore He isn't a Jew. The Son of God, however, is.

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
The Triune God isn't a human therefore He isn't a Jew. The Son of God, however, is.
Like father, like son?

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
The Triune God isn't a human therefore He isn't a Jew. The Son of God, however, is.
I saw him on a documentary. It was called "Oh, God!" He looked just like George Burns.

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
The Triune God isn't a human therefore He isn't a Jew. The Son of God, however, is.
Surely you mean was or is being a Jew a permanent thing? Is he still human?

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Originally posted by prosoccer
Wholesome, nutritious and down right tasty, quesidillas have it all. Here is my question if God were alive today, what would he eat? Would he have to eat? You decide.
He eats human flesh and drinks their blood.

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Originally posted by rwingett
He eats human flesh and drinks their blood.
In fact it's the other way around, Rwingo. We Roman-Catholics eat His flesh and drink His blood during Holy Mass ..... think about it ! 😉

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
In fact it's the other way around, Rwingo. We Roman-Catholics eat His flesh and drink His blood during Holy Mass ..... think about it ! 😉
Replace the wafers with amanita muscaria and you'll have the real deal. Man.

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
In fact it's the other way around, Rwingo. We Roman-Catholics eat His flesh and drink His blood during Holy Mass ..... think about it ! 😉
But you have to admit, divine flesh and blood taste so much better with some cheese and a bit of salsa.

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
But you have to admit, divine flesh and blood taste so much better with some cheese and a bit of salsa.
Salsa, rumba, tango...Papa Wemba needs his rhythms.

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Originally posted by ivanhoe
In fact it's the other way around, Rwingo. We Roman-Catholics eat His flesh and drink His blood during Holy Mass ..... think about it ! 😉
Ritualistic cannibalism is rather creepy to think about.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
Ritualistic cannibalism is rather creepy to think about.
The euphemism is eucharism. Kinda.

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Originally posted by darvlay
The euphemism is eucharism. Kinda.
Peucharistic.

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Originally posted by darvlay
The euphemism is eucharism. Kinda.
There was a song we had to sing as little Catholic boys and girls which went something like this:

Eat his body,
Drink his blood,
Then we'll sing a song of love.

I always thought that belonged in a musical slasher movie with maybe Leatherface singing it.