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When I give myself a five knuckle shuffle, does jesus love me? How regularly did he rough up the suspect?

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Originally posted by twiceaknight
When I give myself a five knuckle shuffle, does jesus love me? How regularly did he rough up the suspect?
You must be really having a problem for thinking out rubbish like that. I think that it is a serious sickening mental problem.

Why would you ask such a question of a God you dont even believe in?

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Originally posted by Nicksten
You must be really having a problem for thinking out rubbish like that. I think that it is a serious sickening mental problem.

Why would you ask such a question of a God you dont even believe in?
There is this thing called sarcasm, have you heard of it?

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
There is this thing called sarcasm, have you heard of it?
i wouldn't say that was sarcsm.... its just stupidity

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Originally posted by Nicksten
You must be really having a problem for thinking out rubbish like that. I think that it is a serious sickening mental problem.

Why would you ask such a question of a God you dont even believe in?
Ridiculous illiteration for sexual acts in the same sentence as the word "Jesus" amuses me for some reason. This amusement increases exponentially when I consider the seriousness of some of the people who will read it.

It's difficult to resist the temptation.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
There is this thing called sarcasm, have you heard of it?
naaaaaah really?

Edit: I was insulting him, cause he really is sick.

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Originally posted by Nicksten
naaaaaah really?

Edit: I was insulting him, cause he really is sick.
oooooh i'm just sooo insulted! How dare you? Boohoo!

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Originally posted by twiceaknight
When I give myself a five knuckle shuffle, does jesus love me? How regularly did he rough up the suspect?
Thanks for that. Made me chuckle.

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Originally posted by Penguin
Thanks for that. Made me chuckle.
No problem! It made me chuckle too. I don't see what's so wrong with polishing the purple bishop anyway. If Jesus never choked the chicken he must have been a real freak!

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Originally posted by twiceaknight
No problem! It made me chuckle too. I don't see what's so wrong with polishing the purple bishop anyway. If Jesus never choked the chicken he must have been a real freak!
it was a serpent that co-erced Adam into eating the apple no? *SHAKE THE SNAKE!!!*

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twiceaknight is the type of guy you dont ever bring around girls

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
twiceaknight is the type of guy you dont ever bring around girls
why?

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Originally posted by Nicksten
naaaaaah really?

Edit: I was insulting him, cause he really is sick.
Why is it sick?

Masturbation is a natural act and indeed has been shown to reduce prostrate cancer risks.

Try to overcome the ignorant indignation created by your religious indoctrination.

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Originally posted by howardgee
Why is it sick?

Masturbation is a natural act and indeed has been shown to reduce prostrate cancer risks.

Try to overcome the ignorance created by your religious indoctrination.
It's okay, then, if you only do it medicinally--and don't really enjoy it... 😉

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Originally posted by Agerg
it was a serpent that co-erced Adam into eating the apple no? *SHAKE THE SNAKE!!!*
Here's a short film that will answer all your questions:

http://ubu.wfmu.org/video/Borowczyk-Walerian_Scherzo-Infernal_1984.avi