Reasons not to be a Jehovah's Witness #1

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Happy Birthday.
I wish i was there.
I hope you had a good time!

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Happy birthday.

So what do you think will happen with JWs after they die?

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Glad you and your wife are happy.....

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And if I was a Jehovah's Witness none of this would be allowed.

If RC is any indication, the JW's are more about paying lip service to abstaining from practices which have "pagan roots" than they are about actually doing it. It's more marketing strategy for differentiating their product than anything else. Pancake Tuesday is just around the corner. If RC remains true to form, he'll once again post in advance about how his wife will "just happen" to make pancakes that day for him to consume. Why would birthdays be any different?

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Congrats, dive. Maybe I'll have a few tonight in your honor.

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All the Best and Every Good Wish on Your Birthday, divegeester. May you stay well and prosper in 2014.

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Curiously, your Birthday is one day following Red Hot Pawn's: [February 21, 2001] Thread 158054