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Reasons not to be a Jehovah's Witness #1

Reasons not to be a Jehovah's Witness #1

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Hmm... thought Russ and his wife had a house full of boys.
LOL

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Curiously, your Birthday is one day following Red Hot Pawn's: [February 21, 2001] Thread 158054
What on Earth is curious about that? We have 365 or some years 366 days in a year. Do the calculations.

Happy birthday Divegeester!

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Every time someone starts an anti-JW thread, it reinforces at least one JW's reason for being a Witness; if they see it.

Just saying.

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Originally posted by JS357
Every time someone starts an anti-JW thread, it reinforces at least one JW's reason for being a Witness; if they see it.

Just saying.
It simply reminds me that the internet is a zombie apocalypse, so much blabber and drool

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
It simply reminds me that the internet is a zombie apocalypse, so much blabber and drool
We heard you the first 50 times.

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Originally posted by Kegge
What on Earth is curious about that? We have 365 or some years 366 days in a year. Do the calculations.

Happy birthday Divegeester!
Kegge, perhaps reading a few familiar lines from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland will help calm your soul:

"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

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Originally posted by Suzianne
We heard you the first 50 times.
do zombies hear? I thought they just blabbered and drooled, for although we have ears, we actually hear with the mind.

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Happy Birthday divegeester, best to you and yours 😵

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I'm not sure JWs allow butt kissing. It's not natural, you know.

Anyway, glad you had a good birthday, and hope your wife is fully recovered now.

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A friend of mine is a Buddhist and doesn't celebrate Christmas because it's a Christian holiday; his wife is a JW and SHE doesn't celebrate it because it's a pagan holiday (co-opted from Saturnalia or something). Go figure.

She was taught as a child that higher education for girls is like polishing the brass on a sinking ship: useless. She's a magistrate now, bless her.

Happy B'day to ya.