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Originally posted by lucifershammer
Not necessarily darv, and not necessarily in this case - but I sometimes think the anti-Christian brigade on this forum confuses sarcasm for syllogism (or think we will be confused).
Anti-Christian brigade? C'mon, man, it's not like that. I just found his chain e-mail to be trite and ridiculous. I'm only taking the piss.

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Originally posted by darvlay
What are you getting Jesus for his birthday?
You're not much into allegorical stuff, eh?

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Originally posted by Halitose
You're not much into allegorical stuff, eh?
No, I prefer cash or gift certificates.

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Originally posted by darvlay
No, I prefer cash or gift certificates.
Same here. No soap on a rope and towels, please.

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Originally posted by lucifershammer
Not necessarily darv, and not necessarily in this case - but I sometimes think the anti-Christian brigade on this forum confuses sarcasm for syllogism (or think we will be confused).
Good point. The's a lot of talking past each other - preaching to the choir type of thing - on this forum.

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You guys really know how to take the fun out of things. Just like Jesus takes the fun out of Present Day.

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I want Jesus to get me a velcro cross so I can see what it was like being up there for a few hours.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Anti-Christian brigade? C'mon, man, it's not like that. I just found his chain e-mail to be trite and ridiculous. I'm only taking the piss.
I thought that was probably the case.

What Halitose and I were addressing was what we think is a more generic behaviour across threads in this forum (not your post in particular).

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Originally posted by Starrman
I want Jesus to get me a velcro cross so I can see what it was like being up there for a few hours.
Sounds like you could probably do with a good back-waxing for Christmas, too.

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A donation has been made to "The Baby Fund" in Jesus' name.

[i]Bringing formula and diapers to a baby nowhere near you.[b]

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Originally posted by darvlay
Sounds like you could probably do with a good back-waxing for Christmas, too.
In return, I feel Jesus would benefit from some regenerating mask treatments and moisturiser from the body shop. All that heat and wind up on his cross, he must have been burnt and sore. Maybe an exfoliating treatment too.

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Originally posted by darvlay
What are you getting Jesus for his birthday?
Gauze, some bandaids and a bottle of good chardonnay.
Also, some mithril would've come in handy...

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Originally posted by darvlay
What are you getting Jesus for his birthday?
Soap on a rope in the form of the Virgin Mary... nailed to a cross... Everyone loves soap on a rope. Plus, if you rub it on your feet, you can walk on water.