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Reverend's jimmy so small

Reverend's jimmy so small

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Reverend's jimmy so small, even a mustard seed is bigger.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Reverend's jimmy so small, even a mustard seed is bigger.
Reverend’s jimmy so small, it can’t leaven no dough...

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Reverend's jimmy so small, even a mustard seed is bigger.
Itty bitty reverend jimmy?

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Originally posted by josephw
Itty bitty reverend jimmy?
Reverend's jimmy so small, it's shorter than "Jesus wept."


Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Reverend's jimmy so small, it's shorter than "Jesus wept."
Reverend’s jimmy so small—it get raised, nobody know...

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Reverend's jimmy so small that no angels rejoiced when it came.

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Reverend's jmmy so small that it couldn't even impregnate Mokko.

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Reverend's jimmy so small it was nicknamed "the widow's mite."

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Reverend's jimmy so small it was nicknamed "the widow's mite."
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Reverend’s jimmy so small, the widow said she might...

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Reverend's jimmy so small it was circumcised on the 8,000th day.

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Reverend’s jimmy so small, all the ladies call it “the passed over lamb.”

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Reverend’s jimmy so small, it wandered in the wilderness for 40 years, and never made it to the promised land.

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Reverend's apostrophe so small I didn't see it!

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Originally posted by josephw
Reverend's apostrophe so small I didn't see it!
Reverend’s jimmy so small, it’s barely an apostrophe.

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Originally posted by vistesd
Reverend’s jimmy so small, it’s barely an apostrophe.
Unlike the rich man, Reverend's jimmy easily fits through the eye of a needle.

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