Reverend's jimmy so small

Reverend's jimmy so small he can only dream of it being a serpent that tempts.

Reverend's jimmy so small, when he was in Eden he only had to wear a clover leaf.

Reverend's jimmy so small that he has recurring dreams of the Tower of Babel that he tells his therapist about.

Reverend's jimmy so small that even naming it Jeremiah didn't help.

Reverend's jimmy so small that no angels could stand on its head.

Reverend's jimmy so small, it's cut shorter than the years of the wicked.

Reverend’s jimmy so small, it’s still “without form and void.”

Reverend's jimmy so small, even the Ethiopian eunuch makes fun of him.

Reverend's jimmy so small that even Ivanhoe doubted its viability.

Reverend's jimmy so small, Cardinal Law couldn't believe he had been fondled as a kid.

Reverend's jimmy so small that he hates that damn hymn they sing at Billy Graham crusades "Just As I Am."

Reverend's jimmy so small, it couldn't stop even the smallest organ pipes at Riverside Church.

Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Reverend's jimmy so small, it couldn't stop even the smallest organ pipes at Riverside Church.

Reverend's jimmy so small that it should never appear in the same sentence with the word organ.

Reverend's jimmy so small, if it were a lost sheep, the Good Shepherd would wander for years trying to find it.

Reveren's jimmy so small he was absolved of the sin of penis envy.