Originally posted by robbie carrobie
UKIP Councillor Blames Floods On Gay Marriage,
I am the almighty God of the universe, which you puny humans can only observe a mere 96 billion light years of.
I am the omnipotent Lord of the 6 sextillion planets in this domain.
I created all this, and more, in just six days a few thousands years ago. With all the breathtaking diversity of life it contains.
How shall I convey my eternal wrath over the abomination that is gay marriage, so that all may know of my displeasure and repent?
I know, I'll make it rain a bit more than usual.
That'll learn 'em.