God came to me last night and told me I have to save the world. He said: "Mark, you are my messiah on Earth. You must take my message forth."
I answered: "But God, why me? I'm an atheist!"
God answered: "You will start a new religion without the shackles of former religions weighing on your mind.
"I hand you the three principles of truth that it is your duty to make the world aware of. I give them to you for I can trust you. Because I trust you will be slaughtered. Because you will be slaughtered, your message will become strong."
"The first principle of truth:
Mark is the messenger of God on earth. All other messengers past or present are to be cast aside. There will be no messenger after Mark.
"The second principle of truth:
You will stop reading holy books and instead will focus your attentions on the gospels of Shavixmir.
"The third principle of truth:
If my message in Mark fails hell damnation will rain down upon the human race."
"Well," answered I, "Do you think those principles of truth are going to work then?"
"It is not for you to question me, it is for you to do my bidding." God said.