Shavism

I feel a Shavixmir Highstandard In Threads coming on.

All together now:
If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land ...
Etc.

EDIT: Sorry, that was supposed to be in response to drinking.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Questions anyone?

Is hearing your message pre-requisite for getting into heaven?

What does this new religion have to say about gay marriage, abortion and the war in Iraq ?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
OK, give us some gospel.

Let us all (All go back)
To the Old (Old landmark)
Let us all to the Old (All go back Old Landmark)
Let us stay in the service of the Lord
Jesus, ohh! (He's my Lord, oh, my Lord)
Let us preach of the Old
At the... (Hey! Hey!)
Landmark
Praise the Lord, well!
Let us preach, at the Old
Preach the Word, all the way
Yeah, preach
Preach the Word, all the way
Do it, know it, fell it (All people)
People, people, well (Preach the Word)
Let us preach, at the Old (Preach the Word, Old Landmark)
Preach the Word, at the Old (Preach the Word, Old Landmark)
Preach the Word, at the Old (Preach the Word, Old Landmark)
Preach the Word, at the Old (Preach the Word, Old Landmark)
Preach the Word, at the Old (Preach the Word, Old Landmark)

Originally posted by The Chess Express
Do you plan to rise again after we slaughter you?

My erection rises to all occasions.

Originally posted by eagles54
I feel a [b]Shavixmir Highstandard In Threads coming on.[/b]

Who could blame you?

Originally posted by twhitehead
Is hearing your message pre-requisite for getting into heaven?

What does this new religion have to say about gay marriage, abortion and the war in Iraq ?

Everyone will go to heaven. I will be giving my life for EVERYONE'S soul.
However, there is a chance that if you're a very nasty person (like Blair), you'll be ridiculed by Angels and tripped up in the hallways for all eternity.

Gay marriage is cool. But only if you're gay. If you're not, then we feel you should stick to heterosexual marriage.

Abortion is cool. Especially if it's future tories and pro-lifers you're scraping out.

All wars are wrong. It's just stupid people doing the bidding of the rich. If the rich want to fight, let them step forward and do the fighting themselves.

sure founding a religion is cool and all that
think about the long term implications
you may not have a nemesis with a cool name like christ/antichrist
sure you MAY have the shavi/antishavi
my guess is it will be the shavi/shavi-shmavi

Originally posted by aspviper666
sure founding a religion is cool and all that
think about the long term implications
you may not have a nemesis with a cool name like christ/antichrist
sure you MAY have the shavi/antishavi
my guess is it will be the shavi/shavi-shmavi

Do not underestimate the mighty shavi/shavi-shmavi beast.
He may try to lure you with riches and property, but you'll lose your spirit in the meantime!

Alone, as if by force of habit
Even tonight, i stop by the bar
An echo, taunting me, fills the air
It's a voice, a voice that's all too familiar
It's you, so close, but you hide
Because you're still talking about me
Could it be you cannot forget me
To a friend that knows nothing of me
You're talking of my heart
And the bar, it smells of coffee
You can hear you love story
At the ice cream counter
Slander is a wicked wind
Said the writer with his pen
But you believed it to be true
While for me there was no reason
To give credence to suspicious envy.
Yet even now, your're still talking about me
Could it be you cannot forget me
My faltering command of english
That won your love right here
And countless coffees we shared together
I told you "i love shavixmir,
You know, the dutch opera"
Right here, by the ice cream counter
Now i'm explaining this love to your friend
I plead, tell this to my love
She sits there, uncaring, at your side
Tell her if the opera isn't enough,
There will be another song
While you are talking about me
Then surely, you haven't forgotten
And i'm still singing about you
Because i know i can't forget you.

Originally posted by aspviper666
sure founding a religion is cool and all that
think about the long term implications
you may not have a nemesis with a cool name like christ/antichrist
sure you MAY have the shavi/antishavi
my guess is it will be the shavi/shavi-shmavi

Come to think of it, you're right, I'll have to abandon my faith. I'm happy with the tenets, but my pride precludes me from being warred on by the Aftershave.

so the shavi-schmavi has a cool name???
dang man ...now we have to seek out the aftershave
i hope its old spice or hai karate
some old school aftershave

And what of the no-shave sects? Those three-day growth-ers?