Originally posted by N8Grandjam
Or maybe God doesnt answer every hope and dream of those whom he/she/it created. Maybe God wants us to aspire to create those conditions within the framework of the universe he created for us to exist within. Or maybe God IS the universe and much much more and since we were 'created in his image' we simply Are a part of God, being a part of the universe a ...[text shortened]... people for that to ever be reasonable or practical, from a caring omnisiah's point of view.
So if you don't pray, chances are you would not live your life any differantly since your god is a picky god and a prayer has to pass some kind of internal muster to get passed on to the big guy himself. I guess it must be like a forum moderator, only the best ones get past the minions controlling the flow of prayers to the man.
So it might go like this: Ok here's one from a kid in Israel, wants peace. (Everyone gets a good laugh out of that), NEXT: Let's see, here is one from the Pope, he is praying for peace in Israel. Hardee har har, Chuck that one, ah here is one, Will you mofo's send me a mofokin BMW? Well how bout it? Should we send it upstairs? I donno, what is mofokin? Sure, why not......